Rejection Commercial

Making a commercial to let a guy know that a girl doesn't want to sleep with him. It doesn't happen very often, only when necessary to prove that someone is willing to waste money to let someone know that a girl doesn't like him. This can't be done for everyone because it would be too expensive and would take up air time for normal commercials that companies need to advertise their products. If you get rejected via commercial, ask whoever is rejecting you why they decided to make a commercial about it because it is unnecessary, insulting and doesn't occur very often. Ask for the name and contact information of the person that made the commercial. You have the right to know who made the commercial and the reasoning behind it.

If you make a rejection commercial you are a rich douche bag.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

Canadian Cumberbund

When only a strip of denim is visible around the waist, not matching with the other clothes.

Was she wearing jean shorts and a skirt?

Nah, that's just a Canadian cumberbund.

by Elocstu11 May 29, 2017

tide commercial

Something that is dead and should never be used

Gay

Jackson Harris is such a tide commercial.

by yAbOiBrOnCoS@609 May 5, 2018

Benedict Cumberbatch

Large compound noun with the following meanings :
Benedict : Bened/dict : Bend your dick
Cumberbatch : Cum/er/batch : Cum in her batch
Benedict Cumberbatch then means Bend your dick, cum in her batch.

To make your girlfriend (even if you don't have one because you're probably lonely searching here) pregnant, Benedict Cumberbatch.

by Tyouking January 19, 2019

Tri-cumbering

When you tie three cucumbers together in a triangle shape and stuff them into your vagina and you begin to masterbate with them.

My boyfriends penis is too small, so I tried tri-cumbering and had the best orgasm

by Lesbiancentral July 19, 2019

e-Commerce rape

When you can't take off the additional charges you have for items on your online purchase that you never selected.

Ben "I just booked my flight online and I was charged for things I didn't want like insurance, seat selection and a meal. I called them and told them No No No I don't want insurance but they said it's non-refundable"
Simon "You are a victim of e-commerce rape"

by Benji12369 April 11, 2019

The Cumerang™

Sexual act in which you cum in someone's mouth and they spit it back at you

"Bro, we were fucking and then she hit me with The Cumerang™"

by CGdictionary August 14, 2019