confeats

When you meant to write "congrats" but it auto-corrects to "confeats" for no reason.

Confeats bud!
I mean, congrats!

by Tgwi5505 July 4, 2017

Confargled

When you feel confused, flustered, in decisive, concerned and just don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do about this situation. I'm so confargled right now, I just don't know .

by You.kno July 11, 2017

Cofferachi

Something that is of super high quality and satisfying.

That sandwich was that cofferachi!

by Pablo Flexobar October 3, 2017

Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Coffery

The Coffery was coined by the Bean Brothers for their design of a Coffee Brewery/Winery

We are heading down to Bean Brother's Coffery to try out some new coffee this morning.

by BeanBrothers November 16, 2017

Confederate Burp

A confederate burp is like a normal burp but if comes out of your asshole.

After Ted ate those pinto beans he let out one nasty confederate burp!

by Dr. TacoD PHD December 2, 2017

Coner

The shortest guy you'll ever meet. He always needs help with something, and if you hurt him in the slightest bit, he'll get super pissed at you. If you loan him, per say, a pencil, and he does something to piss you off: you get over it. If it switched roles, Coner would bite your ass off. I honestly don't know how he finds his ass without a map.

Dude you're as smart as Coner

by StuckBetweenTheLies February 1, 2018