Callum

The wrong way to spell Calum.

"So your name is Calum?"
"Yes"
"C-a-l-l-u-m?"
"WTF NO! KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

Callum, it's wrong.

by Captain Irish Sarcasm July 13, 2010

answering a higher calling

1. quitting, especially if done so prematurely.
2. abandoning one's post
From Alaska governor Sarah Palin's speech on her decision to abandon her post as governor before her term expired.

Wide receiver: "Hey, where are you going? It's only the start of the third quarter!"
Quarterback: "See you later chump. I'm answering a higher calling."

by Fe-ic July 6, 2009

Callan

Awesome person who knows how to have fun. Better than a Jordan. Interested in hot girls. Good at games especially Fortnite. He is also funny and not gay like a Jordan.

I want to be like a Callan

by Henry FTW January 28, 2018

Callum

Callum normally a hidious human you will ever see

He likes to hang arond with 11 year old girls and boys mostly

He lost his virginity to a ferrit and some how have the ferrite aids
Now callum is sleeping in my sisters basement with a camera in my sisters room.
If you see a callum run and scream.

Callum "callum is such a ferritfucker"

by Feritfucker July 12, 2019

Callum

That mythical man who’s is also known as Top Shafter! The name he acquired after dorm parties at the all boys boarding school

At the end of the final school term he was given the Callum award

by The wise elf February 9, 2020

Callum

small dick.

Person 1: What's Callum's dick like?
Person 2: its just so small...

by ARandomFraya June 2, 2020

Charlie Callen

an adorable boy from my archery, he makes me smile and laugh. He makes my day when I shoot with him. His humor is the same to mine and i love his freckles. His hair is amazing and he's 3 inches taller than me. His favorite color is purple, he shoots at 30m even though he can move to 40. i think hes pretty cool.

River

"Charlie Callen is my crush"
"thats cute"

by NotZ May 10, 2022