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Reverse Blumpkin

Where a man sitting on the toilet without pants is turned around towards the tank while a woman comes in behind his ass and sucks his dick while he shits and subjects said woman to the splash zone.
I can't believe that girl gave you a reverse blumpkin! Yeah bro I mean I ate Mexican so she got the shits all over her!
by KoreanJesus69 April 13, 2017
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Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater

The delicate art of getting a blowjob while shitting into someone's mouth.
Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Found some friends who could stand the smell.
And handle the fiery taste as well.
by E from the East. April 3, 2009
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Snowboard boot blumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump and simultaneously having your snowboard boots removed after a long days boarding.
Greg wasn't quite sure what relieved him more ... the girl on his cock - the freshly laid turd or the wave of relief as his boots where swiftly tugged from his feet ...

Voilà!! the 'Snowboard boot blumpkin' :p
by Purple Alien February 19, 2012
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blump

Someone who is one of more of the following:

fat, ridiculous, rude, big, toadish, grumpy, ill-mannered, rude, a stick in the mud, always in the way

Just picture a fat grumpy old woman with a huge rear end who is frowning awfully at you from across the room, while wearing a housedress as big as a house, with her hair going every which way, and either glasses or warts or too much makeup, or all three.
That blump sat there like a toad all day and watched us and wouldn't even get out of the way when we asked her nicely to move!
by J L M R March 21, 2008
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Blumpkin

Taking a shit, while a girl is giving you oral sex, or blowjob.
Goldstein-"I schnooked Cindy Kim..and she even gave me a blumpkin!" Kumar- "What's a blumpkin?" Goldstein- "It's when a girl gives you head when your taking a shit!!"
by LOVESBIGBOB'SDICK January 30, 2009
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Blumpkin ala Crabcake

Eating a crabcake while receiving oral sex when dropping a deuce..
That dumb cunt raked my dick while i was getting a Blumpkin ala Crabcake.
by Terrell Suggs November 8, 2007
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Blump Wrap

Not to be confused with Blunt Wrap; A Blump Wrap is a protective covering, usually aluminum foil, that is used by the person giving you a blumpkin to store your fecal matter for later use.

see also porter blump
You know your girl is freaky when she is giving you a blumpkin, and reaches for a blump wrap.

Is that a burrito? no its my blump wrap. Talk about corn salsa!
by Jdubz1415 September 11, 2009
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