looking backward

Dreading a coming event; not looking forward to something.

Man, I'm getting a root canal on Monday - I'm really looking backward to it.

by Crazy Tom August 14, 2010

Backyardigan

A hot skanky girl you would probably hook up with but not take home to meet your mother. Someone who, if their name were entered in a public records search would probably have a long list of criminal charges, including burglary, solicitation, and welfare fraud. Could also apply to a "no-good" male.

That chic I met at the club was fun for last night, but I ain't takin that backyardigan to my grandma's birthday party next week. skank skeezer

by mimi's momma October 22, 2009

The Backyardigans

To have sex with three animals

Damn that nigga tyrone got the backyardigans this weekend. That nigga crazy.

by Dipper x Gucci March 29, 2017

backyard tire fire

The act of taking a penis ring, symbolizing a tire, dipping it in boiling honey, symbolizing a burning tire and proceed to put the ring on and insert it into your partners butthole, thus creating a very hot, sticky mess, but also burning your partners rectum.

He thought he would play a joke and give his wife a backyard tire fire.

by Fidgets April 10, 2010

Blackwards

To do/say something that makes no sense at all.

1.Dressing in all white when you are sneaking out at night is blackwards.

by Crows_shadow May 23, 2007

backwoods

Cheap cigarette made of a rolled tobacco leaf and thats about it. Really bad for your lungs

I'll be in the background burnin them backwoods. --50 Cent

by Stankonia September 18, 2005

Bellamy's Backyard

1. A very overgrown unkempt garden, reaching head height and resembling a jungle, named for the 70's TV show 'Bellamy's Backyard Safari' hosted by bearded botanist Sir David Bellamy.

2.An untrimmed 'Mary Hinge' as favoured by German ladies in the 1980's.

1,The chap kicked the football high, it went through the air and landed over next doors front wall
kid 1' You fetching that ball back youth?'
kid 2 ' Not a chance mate, its like Bellamy's Backyard over there, we'll never find it'

Hermann noticed that Lotte's 'Mappatazi' was sprouting out the sides of her knickers, on further inspection, he concluded that it was like Bellamy's Backyard down there

by Mr Cunninglinguist October 5, 2012