boat

weed soaked in elmbalming fluid and laced with PCP. gives you scary ass trips. stay away from this shit, kids.

he was trippin after he smoked mad boat.

by ja$on December 7, 2002

get off me boat

when there's someone on your boat that there shouldn't be, the only logical course of action is to don an Irish accent and attempt to reason with them, asking them to get off your boat. If this fails you must get your Jamaican friend and force them off your boat.

Get off me boat. I said get off me boat. Right, I'll be getting my Jamaican friend now.

RASCLAT. why you on me boat mon?

by Swenson Bevel January 14, 2009

drive the boat

Instead of saying “get ontop” or “can i ride You” during sex refer to it as “driving the boat. Getting ontop of his big dick like it’s the size of a boat

Hey babe let me drive the boat! ;)

by Yuji March 18, 2019

Tuna Boat

1. A vehicle containing one or more hot pieces of female ass. You want to hit all of them.

2. A man's hog. This is a euphemistic definition deriving from the fact that after hammering on a woman's kitty, a man's penis can have a fragrance reminiscent of dead tuna fish.

Dave: "Hey, look at that carload full of poontang!"
Chester: "Yeah, that's a real tuna boat!"

by Ebin October 29, 2002

old man in the boat

When the clit is looked at from a side profile. An old man, wearing a cloak, bent over sitting a boat.

As I stared at her pussy from the side, I could almost see the old man in the boat pickup his pole to find that stinky fish.

by Necromantia September 21, 2015

carbo bloating

n. The resultant feeling of unease from ingesting too many carbohydrates in the days leading up to a marathon.

Big Mike: Junior, you can't possibly want another plate of spaghetti, can you?
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.

by THW November 4, 2009

boaterface

1. a stereotypical asian face with many exaggerated features
such as (but not limited to):
strong facial bone structure
large distance between eyes
irregular smile
etc.

2. slurred form of about-her-face

Darrel: "Wassup homie you see dat fine ass girl?"
Scott: "Oh man don't fool with her... She's got the boaterface."

Dan: "I can't believe I made out with Tina last night..."
Andy: "Yeah.. You should hate everything boaterface."

by Jryzzle July 28, 2006