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Bardcore

A musical genre involving having modern songs reverse engineered to sound more medieval, primarily by replacing the sounds of modern instruments with those that existed in the middle ages. If the song contains English lyrics, the words might be altered to sound more like Shakespearean English. All of this is to make it sound as if the song could've been sung by a bard} in a medieval tavern somewhere, hence the name 'Bardcore'.
James: Like heavy metal bands like Sabaton, what about you?

Michael: Nah, I prefer bardcore.
by Norse Emperor June 6, 2020
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Brigitte Bardot

Brigitte Bardot was born on September 28, 1934, in Paris, France.

She is one of the sexiest women on Earth. Her beauty is not that we call "classic" but she is very gentle and charming. Brigitte's visiting card is her hair style "Babetta" and little plump lips.

Now Brigitte has devoted her life to protecting animals. She doesn't communicate with the peolpe from her star life - with the actors and actresses, with the directors and just the people who want to use her.

Her most famous films are:
1. Et Dieu... créa la femme (1956) .... Juliete Hardy
... aka ...And God Created Woman (USA)
... aka And Woman... Was Created (UK)
... aka E Dio creò la donna (Italy)
... aka Piace a troppi (Italy)
2. Une parisienne (1957) .... Brigitte Laurier
... aka La Parisienne (USA)
... aka Parigina, Una (Italy)
3. En cas de malheur (1958) .... Yvette Maudet
... aka In Case of Adversity (UK: literal English title)
... aka Love Is My Profession (USA)
... aka Ragazza del peccato, La (Italy)
4. Femme et le pantin, La (1959) .... Eva Marchand
... aka A Woman Like Satan (UK)
... aka Femmina (Italy)
... aka The Female
5. Babette s'en va-t-en guerre (1959) .... Babette
... aka Babette Goes to War (USA)
6. Vérité, La (1960) .... Dominique Marceau
... aka The Truth (UK) (USA)
... aka Verità, La (Italy)
7. Mépris, Le (1963) .... Camille Javal
... aka Contempt (USA)
... aka Disprezzo, Il (Italy)
9. Don Juan ou Si Don Juan était une femme... (1973) .... Jeanne
... aka Don Juan 73
... aka Don Juan, or If Don Juan Were a Woman (UK)
... aka Donna come me, Una (Italy)
... aka Ms. Don Juan
by XanniTa April 2, 2008
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Boardnailer

One who talks for no reason other than to meet their daily word quota. A nonproductive speaker. One who is starving for attention and reaching for it with their tongue.

Etymology: The words stems from the contrast between a constructor,(one who hammers nails into boards in order to build something) and a boardnailer,(one who does not see the bigger picture, only thinks that hammering nails is in and of itself productive).
Steve - "My girlfriend is such a boardnailer. When I get home from work I just want to relax, but if Jen hasn't hammered her nails for the day I have to listen to the racket"
Marcus - "I feel you. Get her a girlfriend and a treadmill, that's what I did."

Simon - "It's weird, my wife can talk for an hour without saying a thing"
Jason - "So, you married a boardnailer. I'm sorry.."
by Ruhbee! January 11, 2008
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GameFAQs Message Boards

GameFAQs Message Boards- A place filled to the brim with idiot trolls who overuse pathetic jokes/insults during inappropriate times and incompetent moderators who seem to only want to endanger your account. This place is controlled by "Karma," or basically points rewarded to those who use the board. Basically, a place with all internet inconveniences merged into one. Not a fun place. No, not for anyone, even the trolls.
In GameFaqs Message Boards, I posted a topic asking on good tips for making a character guide for Brawl. Before I knew it, the topic turned into an argument over whether the character sucked or not. Apparently, I was allowed to use the character, but only if I thought the character sucked. Another time I asked for links to a place for downloading some Wii applications, and I was told it was illegal activity, then someone else said I wasn't "cool" enough to help. True stories. I'm not making this up.
by The Wise Traveling Clinic April 19, 2010
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Boardwalk Whore

(N)

An eastern seaboard lifestyle, NOT a society or group, of ruthless, very sexy, very underage, and very much so pretending to be drunk after a sip females, who range in age from 13-19 years. Their crass and egotistical attitudes hences the term "whore", along with their professional ability to rock any drunken college guy's world. They enjoy playing "hard to get", although they just spent 2 hours in a hotel bathroom fixing themselves up for a night of hormone rampage. Knowing the lifestyles of these creatures is more less a survival guide to rid yourself of avoidable disease, and criminal charges than for a denotation.

A term given predominately to girls who reside in Mid-Atlantic region of the eastern United States, and attend Senior Week in Ocean City, Maryland anywhere from the traditional week to a fortnight or more, on the second to fourth week, in June. In fact, a sexual encounter with a Boardwalk Whore can be considered ultimate, The Holy Grail if you will, of all sex you will ever engage in. The main objective of this group of indigenous females is to: score free beer, slink around town in clothes that would cause their parents to have heart failure, and ruin the lives of horny guys they have intercourse with by going back to Pennsylvania a day later. The security of spending a parental and rule free week or more away from mainstream society folkways, could be both viewed psychologically and sociologically.
That Boardwalk Whore was a bossanova chick...too bad she was in a SPELLING BEE this spring!! EWWWWW!!

Person 1: Hey, kid. we’ve just spent 13 years of our lives slaving away in academia, and now it is time to finally do something that reign supreme over our fellow peers and get laid...maybe even contract an HIV while doing so.
Person 2: Let's go to Senior Week in OCMD, and score with a few naive Boardwalk Whores!!!!...I'll make reservations!
Person 1: And I will never be able to look my mother in the eye again after returning!
Person 1 & Person 2: WOOOO! ROCK AND ROLL!!!!! GOD BLESS Boardwalk Whores
by the dynamo January 11, 2009
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bore-boarded

The practice of inducing a near death experience in others by incessant and mindless chatter.
Poor Gary barely survived being bore-boarded by Leon at the faculty party."
by Gary Olson January 25, 2009
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Boardman'd

To become so intoxicated that coherent thought and bipedal stability is nigh on impossible
Nick: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Andy: Yeah mate, let's get absolutely Boardman'd!
by 5robmar November 29, 2011
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