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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.
by Sexydimma January 26, 2014
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Stockbroker's Board

Intelligent people hang around on the Stockbroker's Board instead of special-needs boards like the KKB.
by Not Richard Moll January 20, 2004
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floor board lava lamp

a sigma fire song by lil young chaos
man have you lesson to floor board lava lamp
by lil young chaos May 3, 2024
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Broke Boarding

When you can’t afford a ride so you board the back of the bus without the driver seeing you.
Nicholas really went broke boarding. Finna sneek level 100 on that mans.
by HowBahNah October 9, 2018
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Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.
I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!
by ShortMort April 24, 2020
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surf board with a side of stick

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted
Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass
by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017
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jumped the board

Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.

From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.
by James Perfect November 20, 2023
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