Zoop Doop

A swooping haircut either short or medium on the sides. The pompadour is swooping over the forehead and beyond as in Donald Trump's Zoop Doop.

That Trump has one hell of a Zoop Doop.

by Poi Boy December 12, 2022

Zoopy

The stoned version of tipsy, only more so, when the music is flowing and your memories are gone.

Hey, Fin are you feeling zoopy?

by Erin_Dreales June 22, 2023

Loop Zoop

When you come home from the orthodontist high as balls on morphine post wisdom teeth removal and for some reason want to listen to Led Zeppelin. Only that you can't type cohesive sentences.

Stingray to Elephant by Loop Zoop, great song.

by RageCannon5311 February 10, 2022

zoop zoop

A ramdom word with little meaning. Generally used by people who consider themselves gangsta. Zoop zoop is inserted at any interval throughout a sentence, though usually used as the ending

"I'm off to Tesco, zoop zoop"

by --taylz-- April 23, 2008

zooping

Clandestine web surfing on a mobile device while at work. Normally done at one's work station under the level of the desk. Descriptive of the top to bottom finger swipe motion commonly seen on touch screen devices when scrolling through web pages.

Dude, my boss busted me zooping at my desk. At least I got my email, party time!

by Rottenbastard June 2, 2012

Zoophile

A zoophile is a "person" who has sexual relationships with an animal. They literally have sex with them. So if your a zoophile and you're reading this, here's what my 11 year old self wants to tell you: Go fucking kill yourself you disgusting scumbag. If you know you're a zoophile go get lifelong help and stay away from animals!. Animals mate with their own kind not the human kind. In fact i doubt if you zoophiles should be considered human beings and given pronouns. Zoophiles are so dangerous they can even go to an extent of raping animals. Disgusting! Cruel! I bet even the worst serial killer would be having continuous nightmares if they heard about it. GO FUCKING DIE U DISGUSTING ZOOPHILES! I HOPE U ALL DIE IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE!

Alf: Wtf? did you watch the news? The maths teacher had sex with a fucking kitten
Rexanne: Wtf is wrong with him? FUCKING ZOOPHILE! He should rot in jail!

by QueenHonest April 14, 2022

Zoophile

Zoophiles are disgusting backwards fuck wits that have a sexuall attraction to animals, All zoophikes deserve to have there throats slit and have someone shut down there neck

"Hey John im a zoophile" "Micheal I will end you're fucking life if you dont say sike right now"

by Salmon nipples January 11, 2022