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ZOOmbie

Noun:

People who overuse Zoom online meeting service .

This is particularly relevant in the current environment when most of the employees are working from home and use Zoom application for their meetings.
I am feeling like a Zoombie after 10 online meetings today.
by A-S-A-D April 6, 2020
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Zoombies

A nontraditional zombie. Differs to the slow, shambling type to be fast. Zoombies climb, run, jump, and aren't limited like average zombies are. Usually zoombies are faster than humans so are more dangerous.
Dave: There's a ton of zombies outside my house.

Me: Zombies or zoombies?

Dave: Zoombies.

Me: You're fucked.
by Jspace10 February 14, 2009
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Zoomba

A popular and highly suggestive dance exercise that has taken the world by storm.
Zoomba: because that pole isn't going to dance around itself.
by friendly_honky July 8, 2010
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Zoombie

In this day of remote work and isolation (COVID-19), a Zoombie is anyone whose gray matter has been deteriorated by interminable Zoom meetings. They are hard to see on the streets because this variety of living dead hides in their houses behind locked doors... just waiting for the next Zoom meeting invite.
Our office meetings these days are full of Zoombies. Everyone form work has that unshowered, bed head look with vacant stares... they've been reanimated as Zoombies.
by JSS@MCC April 24, 2020
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Zoombomb

When someone crashes your zoom call and shows dick pics, acts stupid, or plays porn until your teacher kicks them out.

Alternatively known as the highlight of your entire week.
Hey, let's go photobomb Kya's and her friends' pictures.
No, we're social distancing now. You can't even see people outside taking photos. She has English third period though, you could zoombomb her class.
Great idea, I'll show them all my dick pic.
Yeah man, you'll definitely get her with that.
by coleel May 21, 2020
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Carbon Zoombie

People obsessed and preoccupied with imagined global warming and everybody's(except big corporations)carbon footprint.
Frick its colder than a polar bears dick.

Yeah man, what the hell where those Carbon Zoombie's taking.

Now I have to pay for my bitches Carbon footprint?- HELL NO you little Carbon Zoombie.
by BDB inc November 2, 2009
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zoombini

i lurv zoombinis! good-bye :p
by grandpa199 January 8, 2007
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