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zenos

A company that will give you IT qualifications that would usually take years in just 5months, and in the process you will sign your life over to them they will take your home and social life stamp all over it and by the time you finish the course you will be on a nervous breakdown and will not want to use another computer as long as you shal live and also have 10 years on the sick recovering.
"hi my name is mr zenos i am here to day to bore you to death with 2 sh*t jokes and 7,000,000 slides that will last the rest of your life"

it is a microsoft organisation trainning and work experience scheme.
by ian david wright October 28, 2007
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Zeno

Tha tightest of all niggas. The mack daddy
Dayum that foo is fly. Theycall him Zeno
by HOVA February 25, 2003
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Zeno

One of the three supposed Top-Rank Turks. Known for his skills at gaming, his love of music, manipulation and psychology.
Zeno is a fuckin genious
by Anonymous November 19, 2004
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Zeego

A fat fish-man creature that comes out when there is a full moon. it plays the harp and always brings a sack lunch to concerts.
Guy1: Have you ever seen a Zeego play with another Zeego?
Guy2: Nope.
by haNd1287 April 21, 2004
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zenoing

To proceed with increasing caution, esp. when measuring (cutting, pouring, etc.) such that each new amount is half-way closer to your goal.
I kept zenoing that last pour of flour! It took forever to get it just right and start mixing!
by kaolin fire September 7, 2016
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Zenon’s shaft

Zenon’s shaft is the most powerful thing on earth I it can extinguish a white substance that is almost like acid. The holder is called Zenon, Don’t mess with Zenon and I mean it 😩😫🍆💦
o̤̮h̤̮ s̤̮*i̤̮t̤̮ i̤̮t̤̮s̤̮ Zenon’s shaft r̤̮ṳ̮n̤̮ b̤̮e̤̮f̤̮o̤̮r̤̮e̤̮ h̤̮e̤̮ s̤̮h̤̮o̤̮o̤̮t̤̮s̤̮ i̤̮t̤̮ a̤̮t̤̮ ṳ̮s̤̮
by Sub to R3proTrevor October 13, 2019
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zenzo

Yoooh
Zenzo is a guy you Will never understand
He is sweet but then he might be an bad option
He always needs to have 2 or more girlfriends
He is mostly full
He is cute
He is full of nonsense
He wants everything to him self
He has a best friend who gives him good advices and probably go for his Best friend he won't let you down
Zenzo is good but not always perfect
Zenzo is a player!!
I like his Best friend chommie!
by Xxxboi October 28, 2020
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