weiner barns

Slang for a pair of women's breasts...

I can't wait to park my cock in between those weiner barns!

by D.E. Dobish April 11, 2008

Huma Weiner

Wife of New York Congressman Anthony Weiner

Imus: Anthony Weiner married Huma Abedin. Now she's Huma Weiner.
All: ha ha ha ha
Imus: What?
Rob: You said "Huma Weiner". ha ha ha ha
Imus: What's wrong with that?
Rob: Huma Weiner? get it? Huma Weiner? ha ha ha ha

Imus: What?

by LexAveNyc July 13, 2010

weinerbutt nelson

A weinerbutt nelson is a person that creeps in your room for short periods of time and is not officially part of your crew yet. Weinerbutt nelson is also when you get fucked in mario kart by stray greens, your own reds, and other miscellaneous bull shit.

Weinerbutt nelson can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb. Can also be abbreviated weinerbutt.

Quit weinerbutting around.
I just weinerbutted all over your face.
Andy Collins is a huge weinerbutt nelson.
That stray green just weinerbutted the shit out of my bitch ass.

by 3E motha fuckin residas February 11, 2009

Weinercondriac

A man imagining an ailment pertaining to his weiner that doesn't exist.

The man who thought his otherwise healthy weiner was diseased or distressed was a weinercondriac

by Orangedrummer23 February 10, 2015

weederism

after smoking weed sometimes the brain changes the word order of it's sentences:

smoking weed after brain the sometimes order changes the sentences it's word

a cousin of spoonerism, yodaism

by kahda July 20, 2004

Weiner Chili

Fecal matter left on your dick after anal sex.

I just got done having hot anal sex. Would anybody like some weiner chili? Gross, John.

by TexasWeinerSauce July 18, 2010

Drew P Weiner

Word to confuse others, when said slow, and taken apart, It says Droopy Weiner

Max: Hey man! Do you know Drew P Weiner?
Eric: Yeah, sure...
Max: Yeah! Cuz he's in your pants! HAHAHA!
Eric: AHHH! GET HIM OUT!
Max: Dumbass...

by You-Just-Got-Pwned July 7, 2010