Tadpole Weener

A small teenage male who is the height of a 5-9 year old. Is also quite skinny and is easy to push over. They may be about 15 but they have very small penises. (Could be ginger)

-Hey Duckwoman did you see that tadpole weener how big do you think his penis was?

-Hrm about 2 inches? LOLLOL r0x0r

by Amziemoo May 18, 2006

Weener Job

A bad name for someone you don't like, can also mean wank/wanker.

"I hate him. What a Weener Job."

by Soosh16 April 4, 2009

Weener Peeper

Someone who looks over the urinal stall to stare at their neighbor's penis

Derek is a weener peeper!!!! Ewwwwww!

by Lyle Sanderson September 29, 2011

weener dick

It's the equivalent of having a cocktail sausage for a weener!!

Girl, last night I slept with Johnny... Disappointed - he's got a weener dick

by DVD804 September 19, 2016

Weener fart

It is used to describe a fart that comes out of your weener.

Ey man that weener fart made my dick look like one of those wacky inflatable flailing arm men

by Ur mums goat July 19, 2018

weesper

lame and unfunny misspelling of the word whisper

nobody:
noobslayer: wEeSpEr

by SAVEUS.Y2J June 4, 2020

tweenkie weener dog

A tweenkie that is cut in half almost all the way through, then a nice, non-charred hot dog is placed in the gooey fluffy white yummy stuff in the middle and then is topped off by a full bottle of easy cheese and eaten as if it was your last meal

no example needed tweenkie weener dog

by XP_MOSH November 10, 2009