The Patterson Effect

That uncanny event in which your computer no longer is experiencing issues at the exact moment it is brought to IT, making you look both stupid and intentionally disrespectful of the IT representative's time. Don't be a Patterson.

Man I looked like a doofus at the IT desk today. The Patterson Effect got me again!

by MattTheBastard May 10, 2019

Kevin Patterson

Kevin Patterson is a detective that works at Richard Hale School, who somehow waffles about your body language and tries to get you excluded because of the way you are standing. Once he got all scared because a Year 11 told him to F off and he ran to the headmaster’s office scared for his life.

Student 1: Is that Kevin Patterson?
James Beckwith: Oi Kevin f*** off
Student 1: Look at him run
James Beckwith: What a pussio

by Big Up RHS October 30, 2020

Stinky Patterson

Only few know so nice if u do

Dude look at that stinky patterson over there haha if you know you know

by Steveo bobby January 22, 2020

Patterson

The sweetest drinking game ever. One card is dealt to each person, lowest card drinks face value. If there is a tie deal one more card to tied members and lowest card wins again but have to add the two cards received together. Repeat until deck runs out.

Lets play Patterson

by Peter Phenow February 21, 2009

carly patterson

The best and most beautiful gymnast ever
fuck you Da B. u cant get her.

Carly patterson rocks.

by mr. jmh January 21, 2005

carly patterson

A 16-year-old gymnast who earned a gold medal with the US team at the Athens olympics. Considered quite attractive, she resides in Allen, Texas, just 20 minutes north of Dallas.

Carly Patterson is a superb gymnast.

by Kevin the Great July 26, 2005

Patterson

A widely enjoyable alcoholic beverage consisting of Coca-Cola, Arnold Palmer, and high quality Vodka.

Named after the first consumer of the product on 25 July 2011.

Yo, Alan just made a Patterson! Let's get fucked up!

by Grandmaster Darsh September 5, 2011