People who come into a bar for the sole reason that have nowhere else to go and are basically waiting to die. Ususally these people have no lives, jobs or friends and rely people who are not aware of what social leeches they are and accidentally engage them in conversation.
New guy just sat down next to that walking obituary who is actually knitting at the end of the bar and won't shut up about her 12 dead husbands and having to put her cat down.
by ZDogg77 January 24, 2011
Get the Walking Obituary mug.by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2012
Get the walking time bomb mug.Related Words
walkit
• Walkita
• walkitis
• Walking L
• walking the dog
• Walk It Out
• walkies
• walkie talkie
• walking taco
• walkthrough
by Kevin223 January 17, 2009
Get the elephant walking mug.The best show on television today. An amzing show about a small group of survivers in a post zombie apocalypse world trying to survive. Every episode is packed with action and main characters frequently die, which only makes it more exciting.
by Teboe17 March 29, 2013
Get the The Walking Dead mug.Diverted attention while ambulating by foot which can lead to accidents. Causes may include the use of an electronic device, or looking at people or things in the vicinity.
"My friend walked into a fountain at the mall while texting on her smartphone. It was a distracted walking situation."
by yes juanito yes August 20, 2014
Get the distracted walking mug.when intercourse occurs so many times or is rough, 1 has to walk a certain way to avoid feeling friction burn.
On the tv show last night, that scene was so rough, they both were crab walking for a couple of days.
by mwallace2202 June 3, 2015
Get the Crab Walking mug.by Tank.com October 4, 2018
Get the Walking L mug.