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Get the varmar mug.A name only given to men born with an inverted phallus. A Valgarð spotted in the wild can be dangerous, especially if found near tall grass. He loves showing himself to random people, especially while doing backflips.
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Valgarð comes with a price though, a very, very, extremely, small penis.
Valgarð comes with a price though, a very, very, extremely, small penis.
Is that God? No, it's Valgarð doing backflips.
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