Valarus

the man with a plan. the extent of all that will be or has been.

man, the chick was valarus.

by MrVal July 7, 2010

vamari

extremely sexy fish

she is vamari

by sexyfish101 June 26, 2020

valcarol

The ship name for a pairing in the MCU fandom between Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel) and Valkyrie

Person 1: I totally ship Valcarol
Person 2: Well you're in luck, so do the actresses!

by Supernova508 November 13, 2020

varmar

Sexy,lightskin, muscular and the most loving person in the world when you get in his mind

Singing a song 🎵 but there is no singing if Varmar isn’t there

by God38 November 24, 2021

Valgarð

A name only given to men born with an inverted phallus. A Valgarð spotted in the wild can be dangerous, especially if found near tall grass. He loves showing himself to random people, especially while doing backflips.

Run kids, that's a naked Valgarð doing backflips!

by Stína December 1, 2021

Valgarð

Valgarð is an intellectual being. Initially, the name Valgarð comes from old Norsk, as protector of Valhalla. Protector of Valhalla is not enough for Valgarð. He is truly something far superior than that. When lesser beings see a Valgarð they squirm in fear, as they can never dream of reaching his potential. Valgarð will forever triumph over all these ants that roam this so-called Earth.
Valgarð comes with a price though, a very, very, extremely, small penis.

Is that God? No, it's Valgarð doing backflips.

by Gman Mcfluffin December 1, 2021

Dirty valkarie

The sex nympho god . Once you get a taste you will lose all sanity because you will forever be bewitched, say goodbye to your life as you know it dirty valkarie will change you life as you know it

Once you get a tast of dirty valkarie you will be a slave

by Val-ku-re April 7, 2020