Term used to describe unlucky people who are in pain and need of assistance due to an issue eating away at them.
They come flocking to anyone willing and able to help them, no matter past reputation, and without checking for ulterior motives.
See also: Cryto Bro, MLM, Alternative Medicine
They come flocking to anyone willing and able to help them, no matter past reputation, and without checking for ulterior motives.
See also: Cryto Bro, MLM, Alternative Medicine
"Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying "Spells Ursula, please!"
And I help them
Yes I do!
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying "Spells Ursula, please!"
And I help them
Yes I do!
by MrDrEdward April 13, 2024
Get the Poor unfortunate soulsmug. (Noun)
A series of unfortunate events or circumstances that seem to happen one after another, causing feelings of frustration, despair, and humor all at once.
A series of unfortunate events or circumstances that seem to happen one after another, causing feelings of frustration, despair, and humor all at once.
"After losing my job, getting a flat tire, and spilling coffee on my shirt all in the same day, I realized I was experiencing a serious case of unfortunitis and decided to treat myself to a giant ice cream sundae."
by Microscopic Galaxy March 23, 2023
Get the Unfortunitismug. A feeling which can only be described as forlornness, dismay, and a heavy heart intermingled with the absence of snow outside, the absence of a significant other by your side to mingle the holidays away, the absence of Christmas parties, and recognizing how unfulfilling your life is while you dread the obligations of it. This feeling may stir anytime around Christmas, but it becomes more poignant as the aforementioned day nears. A feeling which utterly negates one's excitement towards the Holidays if there was any to begin with. A feeling that which when suffered, causes irreversible emotional and psychological wounding that makes the victim experience acute and prolonged sorrow.
"Why do you look so down? Cheer up!"
"I can't..."
"Why is that?"
"I'm going through an Unfortunate Christmas"
"I can't..."
"Why is that?"
"I'm going through an Unfortunate Christmas"
by 凯男 December 24, 2023
Get the Unfortunate Christmasmug. this word was specifically crafted to piss off the masses (bb17) who believes that words are only for lexicographers to create and compile a stupid stupid book of made up fucking words.
by Bb17hater February 7, 2025
Get the unfortunatedmug. An unfortunate opportunity. Can be used to describe opportunistic events where the outcome ends up being less fortunate than expected.
A: Janet had sex with Edgar.
B: What an unfortunity since they didn't find out they were cousins until after the family reunion.
B: What an unfortunity since they didn't find out they were cousins until after the family reunion.
by Zeus Aurel August 19, 2020
Get the Unfortunitymug. Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.
Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.
Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
Get the unfortunately straightmug. by Gsisins August 31, 2022
Get the unfortunatemug.