Tucson Steamer

Tying your victim's wrists and ankles to the bedposts then shitting on the person's face and leaving the person lying there until the shit dries(everything is dry in the desert)

GM deserves a Tucson Steamer!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Tucson

-A city of almost 500,000 people, half of them Mexicans and/or homeless.
-Always tons of traffic because there are no freeways.
-If you don't have a car, you'll literally die of boredom.
-A 99 cent store at every corner
-A place where I thought only University of Arizona students moved to, because no one else in their right mind should otherwise.
-On the bright side, with low humidity levels (30% and down), the weather kicks ass.

I can't understand how those who were born and raised in Tucson chose to go to the U of A. That was your chance to escape, fuckers!!

by get_me_the_hell_outta_here December 18, 2005

Tuscan Raider

During intercourse from behind, the man takes a baseball bat or similar device and knocks the receiver unconscious just prior to his climax. As the man climaxes he holds the baseball bat or similar tool above his head with both hands and makes a war-cry replicating the scene from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope when the Tuscan Raider attacks Luke when he is searching for RD-D2 with C3PO.

See also: Tuscan Raided, Donkey Punch

"So did you have fun last night?" "Yeah, I gave my girlfriend a Tuscan Raider!" "Nice!"

by JDAPS March 7, 2009

Tucson Tinkle

The action of urinating into a person's vehicle (obviously someone you dislike or wish to upset) through the moon/sun roof.

Man, I hate that guy, I'm gonna take a Tucson Tinkle in his ride!

by Delerious Tyme January 7, 2011

tucson

a term used for taking a very large bowel movement

"Hey man, i gotta take a Tucson

by Skibbles May 16, 2006

tuscan chancer

A person that is obviously chancing it, but is them self unaware, or a chancer from tuscany..

"Those windows aren't tinted you absolute Tuscan Chancer!"

by soda dreamer October 5, 2007

Tucson TuffGuy

A guy who thinks he is a tough guy, but is in fact fakin' like Clay Aiken. They even give the appearance of being a real tough guy by repeating tough guy verbiage that they learned from other fake tuffguys, but only other fake tuffguys buy into it. Anywhere but Tucson, they'd be somebody's bitch.

Diaz: You ain't cut like that!
Me (laughing): That doesn't mean much, coming from a Tucson Tuffguy like you, Diaz, you little bitch.

by Gaysofthunder69 October 25, 2015