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trumpshit

1 (noun): the act of denying facts

2 (noun): a belief, usually systemic, in something when there is overwhelming evidence to the contrary

3 (interjection): an exclamation used when one observes another contradicting himself or denying facts

4 (verb) usually trumpshitting: to cause someone to be flabbergasted

Etymology: compound word; see trump, shit
Synonym: bullshit
1 This candidate is full of trumpshit.
2 He conned many very uneducated people and got them to buy into his trumpshit.

3 That’s trumpshit, my friend!

4 He won another plurality of votes; you’ve got to be trumpshitting me.
by ChinoSanDiego August 5, 2016
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troopsome

noun. A troopsome is when a guy has sex with his little cousin and her entire girl scout troop.
My buddy Eric went to the father-daughter dance with his cousint, then took her and her girl scout troop back to his place for a full out troopsome.
by OOOOO BILLLLY December 29, 2007
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trumpsniffers

A pejorative term for the brown-nosing members of the House or Senate trying to get in tight with the Grabber in Chief.
Senator Graham may be one of the most devoted and unashamed trumpsniffers currently in office.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019
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support our troops

by far the most successful propaganda catch phrase in American history

If you don't support the war, than people assume that you don't support the troops either, and for that you must be a selfish, malignant coward who doesn't respect the sacrifice that these amazing men and women apparently give for our freedom

Unfortunately the average American citizen is so brainwashed by mainstream news that they do not even realize that this is propaganda
John: I don't support the wars in the middle east. they're all completely blatant examples of imperialism
Jack: OMGWTF YOU DON'T SUPPORT OUR TROOPS YOU EVIL BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
by pasta776 March 17, 2012
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Trumpsplain

The attempt to defend and clarify what is irretrievably incoherent and indefensible.
After Trump openly invited cyber attacks on his political opponent, his henchman, Giuliani, was left trying to Trumpsplain it away.
by NeverTrump July 27, 2016
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Jack Thompson Disease

A deadly disease that when contracted creates extreme anal retentiveness, hatred of all video games, and a complete loss of all logical thought processes.
Symptoms:
1.Hatred all video games. Especially those with even an ounce of violence in them. (This includes Hello Kitty Roller Rescue, because nothing teaches violence like watching a cat wack blue blobs with a little yellow mallet on roller skates.)
2. Fear of facts. Even if the book is right in front of you.
3. No respect for anyone else's opinions or beliefs other than your own. (Coincidentally, the KKK hold the same view.)
4. The only people you associate with want nothing to do with you and/or are ignorant parents who cant figure out that it's their responsibility what their kids play.
5.Every time you try, you fail. And fail some more. Then you blame it on someone else.
Aliases:
Wacky-Jacky Syndrome, Old Man FAIL.
Example 1:

JTD victim: OH MY GOD! That child just threw an ice-ball. SUE BUNGIE! How dare you teach our children how to throw grenade sized, spherical objects at each other!

Onlookers: Jack Thompson Disease strikes again.

Example 2:

Lawyer: OBJECTION!

Judge: Overruled.

Lawyer: OBJECTION!

Judge: Overruled.

Lawyer: YOU SUCK!

Judge: You're out of line.

Lawyer: YOUR OUT OF LINE!

Jury member: Must have Old Man FAIL...
by Akuryuha May 30, 2008
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troops massing at the border

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.
Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.
by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008
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