Swamp healing

Attempting and mixing wildly different and questionable practices in an attempt to cure your ailment. There is often no evidence that any of the cures work, and it may just be a family treatment, "something granny told me would work", witchcraft, or just straight up voodoo.

1: "How is your hangover?"

2:"Pretty good, I did some swamp healing."

1:"What are you talking about?"

2:"Well, I drank some leek juice with my ears plugged, sacrificed a possum, and prayed to Mary Magdalene and Baron Samedi. Oh, and I trepanned myself."

1: "Jesus! Did it work?"

2: "Not really, but the trepanning hurt so much I can't really focus on the hangover. At least I let those demons out!"

by Slokums June 3, 2010

healing crystal

stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
see glastonbury

get your healing crystal out ken shes as thick as shit

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

textual healing

An awesome romantic comedy book by author Eric Smith. It features the sweetass references of ninjas and pirates, with a cuteness that is reminiscent of 'When Harry Met Sally.' Sure to make your girlfriend's favorite book list, and your secret guilty pleasure list.

Girlfriend: "Textual Healing is the most adorable book ever."
You: "Yeah, it's funny. It's my favorite book."
Girlfriend: "You're the most amazing man I've ever met. Do me now, please."

by Guvanator December 1, 2010

need healing!

Is a annoying command in paladins that irritate the shit out of healers that are clearly doing the job.

Player 1: Spamming Need Healing! (While dead)
Player 2: cancel that

by I came, i saw, i conquered. June 2, 2018

healing salve

stickin' a wounded finger in you ol ladies box

ouch Gerrard... I cut my finger....ohh Davie, you'll have to go home and stick that in the healing salve... Ya Gerrard I think my mom has some of that at home....Jesus no Davey, you'll wanna goto town for that

by thecanadiancrazyhorse September 15, 2010

Shit Heal

A shit heal is a northern reference to a southern person who can't talk. Or sounds like they talk with marbles in there mouth.

Mike Jones, is a shit heal.

by Grayman November 29, 2006

sexual healing

when one looks for sex with someone below there standard to make them feel wanted in times of sadness, etc. eg a breakup

person one: ew, is that stacey making out with that zit face? but shes hot!
person two: yeh, didnt you hear? sam dumped her.
person one: ohh. sexual healing.

by ambraaa October 8, 2008