heal pools

Badboyhalo favorite upgrade in bedwars. Heal pool, also known as simp pool.

Heal pools are the best!

by guccidogbeds April 02, 2021

healing crystal

stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
see glastonbury

get your healing crystal out ken shes as thick as shit

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

textual healing

An awesome romantic comedy book by author Eric Smith. It features the sweetass references of ninjas and pirates, with a cuteness that is reminiscent of 'When Harry Met Sally.' Sure to make your girlfriend's favorite book list, and your secret guilty pleasure list.

Girlfriend: "Textual Healing is the most adorable book ever."
You: "Yeah, it's funny. It's my favorite book."
Girlfriend: "You're the most amazing man I've ever met. Do me now, please."

by Guvanator November 30, 2010

need healing!

Is a annoying command in paladins that irritate the shit out of healers that are clearly doing the job.

Player 1: Spamming Need Healing! (While dead)
Player 2: cancel that

by I came, i saw, i conquered. May 05, 2018

healing salve

stickin' a wounded finger in you ol ladies box

ouch Gerrard... I cut my finger....ohh Davie, you'll have to go home and stick that in the healing salve... Ya Gerrard I think my mom has some of that at home....Jesus no Davey, you'll wanna goto town for that

by thecanadiancrazyhorse September 15, 2010

Shit Heal

A shit heal is a northern reference to a southern person who can't talk. Or sounds like they talk with marbles in there mouth.

Mike Jones, is a shit heal.

by Grayman November 29, 2006

sexual healing

when one looks for sex with someone below there standard to make them feel wanted in times of sadness, etc. eg a breakup

person one: ew, is that stacey making out with that zit face? but shes hot!
person two: yeh, didnt you hear? sam dumped her.
person one: ohh. sexual healing.

by ambraaa August 13, 2008