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adj. a name used to call the most amazing girl in the world. you know a girl is "kimball" because shes beautiful, funny, sweet, and the best girlfriend ever. If you ever have a kimball in your life, you want to be very careful because a kimball is the kind of girl u want to take home to ur parents and keep forever.
kid one: man that kids lucky,
kid two: i know hes got the only kimball in the schol

kid one: am i pretty?
kid two: yeh but your no kimball!
Kimball by Boodle690 October 29, 2010
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A complicated young man who likes to rant about his own skewed views of life.

Hates politics, yet rants about the subject often. Strongly hates Mike Huckabee with a passion.

Possible friends with a wizztard.

Has mood swings between mildly depressed, and manically depressed, but never suicidally depressed.

A Kimball often has very bad taste in movies and food.

Can be found consuming pretzels and skim milk on a daily basis.

Believes Cedric the Entertainer is a snappy dresser.

Has low self esteem, but has high confidence that he will make much more money than me someday.

Will probably live forever, is a very nice person and deserves to have a hot girlfriend. Preferably Asian.



I hate Mike Huckabee, your such a kimball.
Kimball by Soulja boy up in that hoe February 18, 2008

Kimball Union Academy 

Small co-ed prep school in New Hampshire with a rigorous academic program, accessible, caring teachers and fantastic arts and athletic programs. Sure, it's not Deerfield or Middlesex, Choate or even Exeter, but it's a quality education in a much smaller, much less competitive environment where snobbiness and bitchiness doesn't rule the day. KUA is a place where you can feel like you are part of a family, NOT a place where hazing is cool and sexual harrassment by the asshole hockey team is regarded as the shit. If you want to attend a school where you can "keep it real", be challenged and find yourself, KUA is for you.
"hey, you seem like a pretty well rounded dude with a good moral compass and good head on your shoulders, who's not into the intense pressure to keep up academically and socially at some dick of a preppie prep school!" "Yeah, I go to Kimball Union Academy, and it's all good!"

"That Canadian guy who had such harsh words for KUA must have been rejected or was expelled-what a loser!!!"
Kimball Union Academy by H'er January 11, 2008

Kimball heal 

Mr Steal yo girl

Dirty blonde hair plus blue eyes combines for a deadly combo

Smart and funny but still learning how to talk to the ladies but is learning quickly

Tall and athletic with big hot cheeks ;)

Has a lot of muscle hidden under a little fat but beware when he cuts because he looks like a Greek god

As much as he is a mr steal yo girl he is the kindest person you’ll ever meet and when he connects with someone it’s hard for him to lose them and he will never be the one to hurt someone on purpose

In tune with noticing peoples emotions and will always ask if they are ok
Dang Kimball Heal is the nicest guy

Kimball saw me sad and asked if I was ok he’s the best
Kimball heal by Jeekrew February 28, 2022

Kimball Union Academy 

Shit....Hole... very noice place where David Hahn used to live.

Written by Emilio Maneul Perez Cole
Syn. Hell
How did you end up in Kimball Union Academy?

Oh... I got kicked out from Andover.

Kimball Line 

A term for back door action, or anal sex. The Kimball Line is essentially the Brown Line in Chicago and depicted as brown on CTA maps.
She wanted some kinky action, so I busted out the Anal Eaze and took the Kimball Line last night.
Kimball Line by Dirk Deakins October 31, 2007

kimball jags

Kimball jags is poopoo skool a lotta gay kids there too
kimball jags by Weeweewackers9598 November 22, 2021
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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