Tearsturbating

To masturbate using your own tears as lubricant

Greg has been sitting at his house tearsturbating all week ever since his girlfriend broke up with him.

by curt84 August 15, 2011

Cockadile Tears

When a girls develops tears in her eyes due to a cock down her throat while giving a blowjob.

Jane had my cock so deep down her throat she starting crying cockadile tears.

by TheRoyal11 June 7, 2011

Booty Tears

The remnant seepage from prolonged and excessive anal gaping from witch ones sphincter has lost its natural elasticity.

Where's Bradly? He's in the bathroom changing out his "Man-Pon". He has a severe case of "Booty Tears" this morning.

by My Little Pony "Pegasus" January 27, 2022

The legend of Zelda: Tears of the kingdom

THE BEST ZELDA GAME YET IVE JUST BEATEN IT AND IT IS A MUST PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The legend of Zelda: Tears of the kingdom HAS DROPPED AND IS SO MUCH FUN WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!!

by Wildslimin June 1, 2023

Johnny 3 Tears

In the amazing band Hollywood Undead or HU.
Known as Johnny 3
He is known as the server in HU.

Johnny 3 Tears in Dead in Ditches; Don't get us wrong we only made this song, to make you feel hard when you hit the bong. When the 40`s up and then the 40`s gone, to Lick shots kill cops, to a hip hop song. So pull them toasters out them holsters, pull that shirt right off your shoulders, pull that 9 this is how you hold her, pull that trigger, H U soldiers.

by Sam Woodling June 14, 2008

thansk

it’s thanks but i’m too damn lazy to correct it and for some reason autocorrect isn’t working

me: thansk
coco chanel: Inventing new words I see
me: i’m gonna put it in the urban dictionary
coco chanel: And the definition of thansk is?
me: YOULL SEE
me: IM SUBMITTING IT RN

by i have lots of regerts April 21, 2019

Thais

Thais' are one of the most beautiful girls, but makes it very hard for you to love them. Always finding the good in a horrible situation, out spoken, strong, intelligent, refuse to settle for less, honest,
forgetful, learns to trust nobody, unforgettable, heart breaker, confused, can be your best friend or worst enemy. Has a beautiful smile, knows better then what her actions are at times. Just might end up famous. Could have anyone she desires but chooses to let God handle it, hard to bring down, and almost impossible to heart break.

-i just saw the most beautiful girl ever

-really ? did you get her name ?

-yeah, it's thais.

by jessica kats August 25, 2010