Task Fiend

Someone who claims to meticulously plan and enact everyday activities, only to spend all day doing nothing, browsing social media, etc.

“Why has Evan spent all day on instagram? I thought he had stuff to do!”
“Yeah, his task is to go on instagram. He’s a task fiend.”

by chillhead May 15, 2021

Munch Task

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female. A colloquialism pertaining to a woman receiving a "blow job".

"Dude, last night I received an amazing MUNCH TASK. He was all like Om nom nom all over that shit."

by Fiddlewick May 29, 2013

Ball Tasking

You put your Scrotums (or ballsacks) to various tasks with your significant other to see if the male partner has been working their balls out, preparing for any kind of sexual intercourse.

babe, do you wanna go through stage 3 of ball tasking?

by choghies June 15, 2023

Task Bombing

When you have a million things on your to do list and you send out a rapid series of emails to your team to ask for their help in getting them done.

I have 12 things on my to do list, so my #1 priority is task bombing my team.

by MarCh1 August 8, 2018

Monkey tasking

Engaging in two or more pointless, unproductive but usually fun or amusing activities at the same time!

Ronald Dumsfield: Sorry I'm late, Whatup?
George V. Bush : Not a lot bizznitch, just monkey tasking like I do.
RD: True, true.

by GBuss December 9, 2009

chaos-tasking

Multi-tasking X 10. A condition or operational level guaranteed to result in zero productivity, a vast array of mistakes, and a level of hyperactivity at which one can operate for only very short periods of time. Synonym: hyper-tasking.

While chaos-tasking the other day, I was riding my motorcycle in the high speed lane at rush hour, never dropped below 120, texting two of my friends, talking on my cell, and reading some statistical research on the way to school.

The only problem I had was reading the notes I wrote down while I was doing my chaos-tasking.

by Prof K June 16, 2008

Bitch Task

Any task delegated to a newbie because A) Nobody wants to do it, and B) They're new

Toe sucking is best left to Stephen, because he likes it too much for it to be a bitch task

by Nightman2011 October 12, 2011