playing swords

When taking a piss in a large troth type urinal, you see who can piss the longest between you and your buddy.

Chris is the king when it comes to playing swords, he can piss for five minutes straight.

by Bulldog January 29, 2006

butt swords

A sharp and direct pain in your anus or butthole that lasts a few seconds and usually causes you to freeze in pain and make a weird face. Females may experience them as a symptom of pms. Anyone may experience them from hemorrhoids...I think. Maybe anal sex? The real cause is unknown. It just fucking hurts.

"Ow! FUCK! SHIT"

"Jesus, what's the matter!? You look like you just sat on a tack!"

"UGH! PAIN! No, ow...it's just my butt swords *sigh*"

"Wtf is a butt sword ruhtard?"

"I don't know what it is...I get a sharp pain in muh butthole, like I sat ona fucking sword or something. It goes away after a few seconds but goddamnit it hurts!"

shoutout to my 43 yr old boss lady who named her ass-pain the same thing i did: butt swords.

by cupcakesheri March 29, 2010

Swords High

Official salutation of the Equalizers Multigame Guild made popular in such games as Diablo II and Lineage II.

It is often accompanied by a victory emote (if one is available in the game being played).

The position of the sword held high shows Trust (as the the sword hoister exposes his flank), Recognition (by shouting his salutation to his friend or acquaintence) and a willingness to fight if necessary (well, he's holding a sword, is he not?).

Swords High Lord Revenant! How are you this day?

by PameanWraith April 13, 2006

crossing swords

A form of male bonding. When two males share a urinal or toilet bowl during urination, the two males cross their pee streams in a manner to harken to the act of crossing swords in battle. They may even have pee fights where they trade stream hits much like jedi trade lightsaber blows.

In an act of brotherly bonding, Mike and Joe decided to cross swords one day.

by Mike June 12, 2004

touching swords

When 3 men fiddle with their fiddles

The 3 three men where touching swords in the bathroom at Walmart

by Swoggity swag May 17, 2014

swords high

adj. A term describing the current status of your "sword" when an attractive member of the opposite sex is in sight.

A hot female passes by Atro, and Atro, reflexively and unwittingly, says "Swords high... very, very high."

by Anointed Rodent April 11, 2005

french swordsman

When a male embraces another male with an exposed, erect penis

STFU noobcakes before I pull a french swordsman on your dumbass

by Fr0stNinj4 July 16, 2008