Swordgasam

When a person gains so much pleasure and joy by looking at, holding, using, and/or cleaning a sword. It's basically a mental explosion of love for swords and wanting to start a collection.

Oh my gosh, I just saw this beautifully detailed sword online and had a Swordgasam because of it.

I just received a sword in the mail that I ordered online, when I touched it for the first time I got a Swordgasam.

Swordgasam by WeirdlyObsessedGirl August 18, 2016

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Swordgasm

the feeling that you get while fencing when you pull off an amazing move, amazing touch, or create sparks with your blade!! similar to an orgasm, but much, MUCH more exciting!!!!

At fencing practice today i had a total swordgasm when i made sparks!

Swordgasm by Im-a-Beast February 10, 2009

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Swordgasam • Swordgasm • sworegasm

sworegasm

Getting off to having just either used a "bad word", been formally titled at an election ceremony, or taken an oath.

I see all of these greedy uncaring doctors taking da Hippocritic Oath, and I just know dat dey are gonna have da biggest guffawing sworegasm afterwards!

sworegasm by QuacksO January 24, 2022

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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