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swordswallower
Noun- Term of endearment. Like the sideshow act, a person who is able to swallow long rods of steel down into the belly. See Guiness book.
swordswallower by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005
Swordplay
Swordplay is the act of engaging in a duel-like conversation where you try to outsmart your opponent with witty remarks and counter-moves, while your opponent tries the same. This is often during an argument or involuntary.
"Your arguments are those of an dairyfarmer!"
"How appropriate, you blabber like a cow!"
"Ooooo, fiine swordplay there, my friend."
"How appropriate, you blabber like a cow!"
"Ooooo, fiine swordplay there, my friend."
Swordplay by Mill Wilkinson August 25, 2013
Swordplay Duel
Flail your arms around wildly and hope you kill your opponent. Best game in Wii Sports Resort to speedrun by far.
Person 1: Woah, Count got a new record in Swordplay Duel!
Person 2: Isn’t that the sport where you just have a seizure with the Wii Remote?
Person 1: No, that’s Tennis.
Person 2: Isn’t that the sport where you just have a seizure with the Wii Remote?
Person 1: No, that’s Tennis.
Swordplay Duel by Lugia2468 July 6, 2020
Monkey Swordplay
A sword fight in which you freeze your poop overnight and use it as swords the next day. To win the game, you have to shove your “sword” on the guy’s mouth
Monkey Swordplay by Ben Dover Hugh April 29, 2020
swordplay
This is when two men attempt to smite eachother mightily with their erect, swollen purple-headed members.
Also see sword fighting.
Also see sword fighting.
swordplay by Sir Rudulph the purple-headed knight February 17, 2004
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026