SwordAway 

AN ASSHOLE A BUTTHOLE A FUCKHOLE A SHITHOLE A SHITHEAD A FUCKHEAD A DUMBASS AND DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING DICK NOT EVEN A PUSSY BRUH NOT EVEN A FUCKING BUTTHOLE HOW DO YOU SHIT NOW? DO YOU VOMIT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH YES OR NO SOUNDS LIKE IT ALSO HES RACIST AS FUCK

Oh my goodness swordaway!
Guys! run, the swordaway is coming we need to hide! hes racist as fuck!

SwordAway by getrix January 22, 2023

swordswallower

A girl who deep throats.

I think I'm in love! My new girl is a swordswallower

swordswallower by mofuckingdude May 22, 2006

swordswallower

Noun- Term of endearment. Like the sideshow act, a person who is able to swallow long rods of steel down into the belly. See Guiness book.

"Holy cow you fucking swordswallower!! How long has it been since I fingered your girlfriend?!"

swordswallower by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

Swordplay 

Swordplay is the act of engaging in a duel-like conversation where you try to outsmart your opponent with witty remarks and counter-moves, while your opponent tries the same. This is often during an argument or involuntary.

"Your arguments are those of an dairyfarmer!"
"How appropriate, you blabber like a cow!"
"Ooooo, fiine swordplay there, my friend."

Swordplay by Mill Wilkinson August 25, 2013

Swordplay Duel 

Flail your arms around wildly and hope you kill your opponent. Best game in Wii Sports Resort to speedrun by far.

Person 1: Woah, Count got a new record in Swordplay Duel!
Person 2: Isn’t that the sport where you just have a seizure with the Wii Remote?
Person 1: No, that’s Tennis.

Swordplay Duel by Lugia2468 July 6, 2020

Monkey Swordplay 

A sword fight in which you freeze your poop overnight and use it as swords the next day. To win the game, you have to shove your “sword” on the guy’s mouth

Yo Andrew, wanna play Monkey swordplay? If so, don’t forget to freeze your poop.

Monkey Swordplay by Ben Dover Hugh April 29, 2020

swordplay 

This is when two men attempt to smite eachother mightily with their erect, swollen purple-headed members.
Also see sword fighting.

Avast, ye scurvy dog, engage me with your flesh-cutlass and prepare to be boarded!

swordplay by Sir Rudulph the purple-headed knight February 17, 2004