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Agreeing to anything someone from another country tells you, no matter how far fetched it may seem, lest you be revealed as ignorant and insensitive.
"Marie Kondo says we should thank all our crap before we throw it away. It kind of sounds like she just made that shit up, but let's just practice a little Cultural Suspension of Disbelief. That must be how they do things in Japan."
by Peter Auteur January 10, 2019
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suspension breaker

A fat chick. A chubber. She who gets into a car and makes it virtually collapse due to her overweight massive flabby-ass.
"Dude! Your new girlfriend? Ditch that chick. She's a chubber and if you let her in your car you'll find she's a suspension breaker."
by Wizards Sleeve July 23, 2006
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suspension bridge

When you have a big poop, and it lands sideways in the toilet, so it suspends the water like a bridge, spanning from one side of the bowl to the other. Upon flushing, the water will just sink beneath it, going down the pipe, and fill beneath the newly constructed "bridge". (The only way to flush a "suspension bridge" is to chop it up with a plunger).
"Man, I haven't taken a dump in 4 days. I totally just took one and made a giant suspension bridge."
by Richalex May 11, 2006
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Sexy Suspender Striptease

To perform an act of fornification upon yourself.
Dr. Robotnik performed a Sexy Suspender Striptease back in early 2007.
by nwt0 February 16, 2009
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Cincinnati Suspender

When the male sits on the floor with his legs spread and his partner laying on stomach gives oral. He then grabs his partners ankles pulling the legs up to his shoulders thus creating suspenders.
I got the best deep throat ever when I grabbed my girl by the ankles and gave her a Cincinnati Suspender.
by Jo B Moss July 24, 2007
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suspension hook

A hook used in the body art of suspension. It is normally either fashioned from large preexisting stainless steel hooks with the barb filed off or made especially for the occasion by a small number of body art equipment makers. The hook can come with locks to prevent straightening and are usually reused between persons, after being sterilized in a vacuum autoclave.
I have made my own suspension hooks.
by MrPumpernickel June 27, 2005
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Suspenders

Steve Urcle. The nerd style. The most popular things on the planet!
That nerd was wearing those popular suspenders!
by Funny Definitions Official November 14, 2017
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