Verb: To jab someone in the bare anus, or in the anal area with clothes on, a sharp object, which may or may not resemble a church steeple. The two index fingers of each hand placed together may be used as a steeple.
Noun: The object being used to steeple someone, as described in the verb form above.
Noun: The object being used to steeple someone, as described in the verb form above.
I'm going to steeple you so bad.
Watch out for the steeple!
This shampoo bottle will make a good steeple.
I'm going to steeple you.
Watch out for the steeple!
This shampoo bottle will make a good steeple.
I'm going to steeple you.
by Dave March 4, 2003
Get the Steeple mug.A Creeper/ Weirdo who makes a fake facebook/myspace/etc. profile with Site model/ stolen pictures & adds a bunch of random people all within the same area. Claims to live either far away, or is moving very soon.
Stembler profiles are very non-detailed, & are usually "homeschooled"
You'll notice that not all of the info fits exactly into each other, & the stembler flirts & fights a lot. And always says "We should meet sometime."
Stemblers are usually made by people with no lives.
Stemblers are either there to fake date you, or fight with people the stembler could not fight with in real life.
WATCH OUT FOR STEMBLERS.
Stembler profiles are very non-detailed, & are usually "homeschooled"
You'll notice that not all of the info fits exactly into each other, & the stembler flirts & fights a lot. And always says "We should meet sometime."
Stemblers are usually made by people with no lives.
Stemblers are either there to fake date you, or fight with people the stembler could not fight with in real life.
WATCH OUT FOR STEMBLERS.
by Sleezie January 7, 2010
Get the Stembler mug.The act of one shorter man forcing his erect penis up into the bottom of another taller man's erect penis.
Dave: It's a shame that you're shorter than me, Dale.
Dale: Not a problem, Good Buddy. How about a little steeple chasing to make things less awkward?
Dale: Not a problem, Good Buddy. How about a little steeple chasing to make things less awkward?
by verncrowe5 May 4, 2010
Get the Steeple Chasing mug.When you fuck an asian girl from behind, hold her hair like the reins and hit her with a horse whip.
Dave totally gave Ting Tong a chinese steeplechase.
She ran up stairs,hid under the bed, and cowered all night. She's been afraid of ponies ever since.
She ran up stairs,hid under the bed, and cowered all night. She's been afraid of ponies ever since.
by Thugz-Bunny March 18, 2009
Get the chinese steeplechase mug."...and I wasn't in charge at the meeting, but I stompled the managers and just kept talking like I was!"
by cyjordan April 20, 2012
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