slammered

when you are so drunk you fall and break your face

dude, he drank vlad and got slammered, now his moneymaker is ruined

by the short train April 17, 2010

Slammered

The point at which an individual has consumed so much alcohol they cannot keep it together anymore.

Sloppy+Hammered=Slammered

After that last game of beer pong Susy couldn't walk straight, put a sentence together, or keep herself off anyone. Totally slammered.

by w0rdchef January 26, 2011

Shammered

"Shammered" is another way of describing someone who appears or is drunk.

Derived from the slang/phrase "Hammered," which also describes someone who is drunk, and the word "Shot," which, in drinking terms, describes some who is totally piss drunk "Shot," and is acting like a compete idiot because of it; therefore his mind is "shot." (Gone) (Done) (Finished) (Temporarily Fried)

Oh my god, Dom that guy is totally f*ucken "Shammered." He doesn't even know what he's doing or saying.

by Gianni Devino August 28, 2009

Slammered

A cross between Slammed and Hammered. Being more drunk then drunk. A state of being destroyed. Another way of saying something is Fk'ed up.

Man we were chilling with these hotties and you messed it all up by getting slammered.

New Jersey got slammered when Superstorm Sandy rolled through.

You should have never went to that party man... you got slammered and puked all over you girl.

by Twisted T. December 31, 2012

Shimmered

Just loser

You are a shimmered

by Astoria14 September 5, 2016

Simmered

Had to much liquid, need to rest and simmer.

Oh mate, no beer for me, I'm simmered.

by Stangaland June 24, 2017

Summered

When someone leads you on and gives you the illusion that there is a relationship to be had but they never feel the same way. Sometimes they are very direct with you, sometimes they are not, could leave mixed signals. They lead you on for the longest time knowing what you want and they never give it you, essentially wasting your time in the long run.
From 500 Days Of Summer

Sam: Look, I think you're really sweet - but I just don't feel the same way yet.
Joe: Is there a chance in the future?
Sam: Maybe
~5 months later
Sam: Haha oh my gosh Joe, you're so cute.
Joe: Haha yeaah we should kiss
Sam: But not like that.
Joe: Alright Sam, let's just cut to the chase, do you like me or not? I'm tired of getting Summered.

by anonymous March 4, 2021