He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology

Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

by highkey spittin straight facts November 17, 2019

Trump Steak

A prepackaged food which, despite poor quality, largely negative reviews, and inflated cost relative to comparable products, remains popular through the force of aggressive branding and the inertia of name-recognition.

Composed of grease, cheese, starch, despair, and meat and vegetable by-products, these are designed and packaged to be rapidly cooked in a microwave oven. Trump Steaks were introduced at The Sharper Image stores in July 2007 to much fanfare and press coverage, which is entirely unrelated to the Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing of The Sharper Image eight months later.

Currently distributed by Nestlé S.A. under the brand name "Hot Pockets".

My fortieth birthday party was just me, alone, with some Trump Steaks and a jar of relish. Guess I'm done with life, then.

by haloInverse May 15, 2016

Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.

When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

by bookfraud April 1, 2015

hide-n-go-seek

숨바꼭질

let's go play hide-n-go-seek
애들아 우리 숨바꼭질 하자.

by 파도 April 12, 2014

trauma seeking behavior

Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.

An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.

"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."

by keifermail August 21, 2008

sheekynista

Used to describe a go-getter, confident + stylish girl or woman who exudes sheekiness.

meSheeky takes the active sheekynista from studio to street!

by ces09 September 7, 2009

If You Seek Amy

The title of a track from Britney Spears' latest album, "Circus," and an oronym for "F-U-C-K me."

"Oh baby baby, if you seek Amy tonight, oh baby baby, we'll do whatever you like."

by bostongirl88 March 31, 2009