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The Smitch

The Toronto Raptors head coach, currently from 2004-2008. Often ridiculed by fans because of his mediocre coaching style and lack of ability to draw up plays. His reasons for winning consist of "we hit our shats" and his excuse for losing "we didn't hit our shats."

He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.

The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.
You gotta dominate like Smitch, you gotta groove like Smitch, get your soul on like the Smitch!
by Chris337 December 16, 2008
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What's the sitch bitch?

1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.

2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".

3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.
"Hey gurl?"
"Oh hey. So what's the sitch bitch?"
"Nothing much.."
by Margaritaville1025 January 16, 2012
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scritchers

another name for scratch cards used usually by hicks who always buy them.

also known as scritchums, scritchies
I gotta go down to the store to get me some scritchers!
by defense26 September 19, 2009
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50 snitch

the main leader of gunit and the most hated man/snitch in queens, NY. Just check out tha GUNOT billboard in tha middle of hiz own hood. so its GGGGGGGUNOT forever cuz he needs to stop snitchin stop lyin go check it out.
Dey call him 50 cent a.k.a. 50 snitch cuz thatz how much it takes to make him sell out.
by sami sosa July 26, 2006
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skitching

(1) the act of being pulled by a vehicle (car, truck, tractor, etc.) while either riding on a skateboard, skates, bicycle, handcart, etc.

(2) the act of being dragged from the rear bumper of a vehicle during winter months when there is a lot of snow present. Children do this by waiting at stop signs to grab onto unsuspecting cars while they stop and being dragged while sliding their feet on the snow.
So, I slammed on my breaks when I saw the kid skitching on my bumper and he slid right under the car.
by smartypants October 7, 2004
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Scritch

A negatively used term for a scummy family from upstate New York. This term “Scrtich “ can be added to any phrase or sentence to add derogatory value and scummyness .
If anyone calls you a “Scritch”, drop the gloves and fight immediately.
Scritch is a modern term for a scumbag
See also pickle park
Don’t shit near Pickle Park, no toilets to take a scritch.
by RL&TL July 5, 2020
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Gibble Snitch

The Gibble Snitch dimed him out like a 90 lb bitch headed to prison.
by Craig_Mac December 17, 2011
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