Dick-squeezer

A male friend that for some reason grabs all of their friends dicks, usually in social gatherings. They take pride with every single squeeze it's one of their main reason for living, if they don't get a squeeze in daily they will become depressed.

Greg: look out here comes Tony, he's a dick-squeezer

Mike: what?

Tony: hey guys(squeezes greg and mike's dicks)

Mike: what the hell, he just squeezed my dick

Greg: told you, he does that

by Some really really smart guy May 12, 2018

Lemon Squeezer

A type of pistol made without a hammer, made by Smith & Wesson.

"A masturbating jailbird may or may not be known as a lemon squeezer. Who knows? But there's an actual gun known as one!"

by greenjuice November 24, 2009

Squeezer

A hand job. When another person (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with her hand(s) until the man ejaculates.

"I got a squeezer from an Indian girl on a bunk-bed, so I think I got the whole Harvard experience." Frank - 30 Rock

by Pericot March 10, 2012

Mop Squeezer

A sexist name for a woman.

"Ya old Mop squeezer"

by Andover, ny September 11, 2009

Squeezer

Wanker, usaully applied in a non-literal manner.

Steve-"Robert is giving me the shits. He borrowed $20 and said he can't pay it back, but he just bought a new car, he is a trainee and tells me how to do my job and he only talks about how hot his misses is and she's a dog!"
Greg- "what a squeezer"

by Stevwoodius Bogan 2 April 5, 2009

Squeezer

When a person thinks they are really good at a task, but in reality they are terrible at it.

Joe thinks he’s so good on the router, he’s such a squeezer

by Phill Hayward June 5, 2019

weasel squeezers

Men's technical cycling shorts.

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007