spud

When reffering to someone who who is an idiot, or has done something wrong.

Dude - "Kazim you spud!"

by Michael The Bone May 29, 2005

Spud

a person who originates from the Canadian province P.E.I (Prince Edward Island), well known for it's potatoes.

"Yo, where are you from?"
"P.E.I."
"Ohh a spudster!"

by Paul Westcott September 26, 2005

spud

A deorogotive term for someone who possesses a large forehead

Oh my god, you've got such a spud!! look at it! shiny too!

by Teehee February 13, 2003

spudded

A sexual behavior, when a woman dosen't want to have sex for a long time, or you just want to make her mad. You ejaculate in your hand while she's sleeping, wake her up, and slap her in the side of the face wth it. She'll either start having sex with you, or leave.

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by keylay_0123 September 20, 2009

spud

to defecate into a woman's vagina.

"i heard you can get some nasty hepatitis from spudding"

by beeba February 24, 2005

spud

a fat lazy ditball, a fake quito, someone with a really bad shave. Spuds don't go tanning they go burning. Spuds have a shiny red complexion. Everyone knows a spud is dumb, uncool, ugly and unintelligent, but he (the spud) thinks he is mr. suave.

JDol is such a spud!

by Fozzie Bear July 31, 2008

Spuds

A woman whom is typically large, lazy and bossy and during sex is very unproductive and tends to "Just lay there and take it" resembling a sack of spuds making the intercourse very one sided.

"Urgh I took this girl back to mine last night and she was a total Spuds!"

by Super Cat Man December 21, 2013