The word smooshie refers to a vagina that has become loose due to overuse. A smooshie hangs low, in some cases down to the subject's knees.
by eganraC September 3, 2012
Get the Smooshie mug.A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: I'm waiting for Alanis Morissette to splosh next.
Jennifer: I am into sploshing myself, considering the nice, smooth, fuzzy and warm feeling on my buttocks. I am going to sit on my birthday cake as a present for you.
Jennifer: I am into sploshing myself, considering the nice, smooth, fuzzy and warm feeling on my buttocks. I am going to sit on my birthday cake as a present for you.
by Lisa Wogen October 16, 2010
Get the Sploshing mug.When one suffers from a sustained erection for so long that they get a spot of pre-cum in their underwear.
Dude, my teacher for calc is so hot, I was spooshing by the end of class!
Oh man have fun drying that up...
Oh man have fun drying that up...
by Guavasupreme February 22, 2009
Get the Spooshing mug.by Jeri October 19, 2003
Get the sploshing mug.A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: Do you think Lady Gaga is into sploshing?
Jennifer: Dunno about it, Danny, but it seems to me she's next in a long line of sexy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.
Jennifer: Dunno about it, Danny, but it seems to me she's next in a long line of sexy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.
by Dick Peter Johnson-Suarez October 21, 2010
Get the Sploshing mug.I have to shooshi!
by Keyblades2 May 25, 2018
Get the Shooshi mug.by opah December 13, 2014
Get the Spoosh mug.