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Splitting lumber

Slitting the middle of your dick and having another dick inserted inside of the slit. While in the other dick this person then pisses into it so the other person will be able to piss out another persons piss.
Me and Eric were totally splitting lumber last night...

Yea i know ive heard that Eric is a total slut i heard he did Pb and J with DAN!
by Notkyle August 2, 2009
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sploking

To exlplore an area and smoke pot simultaneously
"Hey Alex, Jon and I are going sploking in the woods later! Wanna join?!"
by Chris Bianchi March 6, 2008
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splitting dark oak

by george January 20, 2005
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splitting meatloaf

When a girl decides to excrete her feces while wearing a thong, creating an image similar to meatloaf being split while being passed through a thin string.
Wow Elysia got too drunk the other night and splitting meatloaf all over the floor.
by Scooberto May 29, 2019
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Splodging

A sexual fetish involving foodstuffs such as custard or baked beans.
You want beans? You doing some splodging tonight with the wife?
by weaselbeef June 17, 2011
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splitting the meat

when a woman spreads her vulva open
mandy spread her gammon wide open
craig was splitting the meat
by arthur boruc July 10, 2009
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