Sploosh

a smoothie but better Made with:
1 peach
1 bannanna
1/2 cup SCD Homemade yogart
1/4 cup honey

Like on Holes were Zero and caveman survive stranded in a desert under a boat. All they have is Sploosh to eat and drink.

by Kayla December 7, 2003

Splish

A phrase that can only be used once a month for just about anything. Men have dubbed Splish as 'The God Word' and even 'Einstiens Law of Everything'. Invented in East London in 2008 by Nate and Dan the word has quickly gained international recognision for it flexible usage and devestating blow to the human Psych, with one holy man demanding that it be featured in all holy scripture as the term had the ability to heal the dead.

WARNING over usage of the word splish may cause heat failure, liver disease, face cancer, diahorria, broken limbs, athletes foot, death and STD's

Combine Splish in any phrase, sentance or state on its own

by NateDoDoubleG May 3, 2011

sploosh blanket

Another term for a condom.

Hey man, did you see that nasty sploosh blanket in Dave's car? He should throw that shit away.

by kraken32 April 19, 2010

Splooshback

The most irritating thing in the world. while one takes a fairly large dump, when it hits the bowel water it makes a "sploosh" sound. Now splooshback is when after the sound that nasty bowel water splashes back all over your ass

Dude 1: Dude were have you been?

Dude 2: Sorry bro had a bad splooshback in the toilet

by monsta7144 September 14, 2011

Splish

verb.

To ejaculate onto something.

Him. “Hey do you want me to splish on your face?’
Her. “Oh yeah baby, give it to me.”

by Edword McWordword November 30, 2018

sploosh

sploosh is another word for jizz

I like it when you sploosh in my eye.

by nox.the.king July 28, 2006

Splorsh

The splash of water that comes up and hits you in the gooch and/or anus after dropping a deuce.

"Shit man! I got splorsh'd and now my gooch and/or anus is wet!"

by Jim Jam Oggy September 5, 2011