spattage

The opposite of 'swallowage'. The act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man's jizz-load or cum, after a man ejaculates into a woman's(or man's) mouth, during the act of fellatio or getting a B.J.. Yet, sometimes, accompanied by vomit, as the jizz has actually been ingested and then puked out. Almost synonymous with jizz-spat, though jizz-spat is more of an immediate reaction of spitting out the cum before it reaches the person's stomach.

Girl: 'Slob, slob, slob, slurp, glump, glurg, gulp, CACK!!!'
Guy: 'Hey, slag-face, what's up, no swallowage???

Girl: 'Ewwww, no WAY!!! I would never do something gross like that!'
Guy: 'Well, then, you'd better clean up all that spattage on my expensive shag rug, along with that period blood....slag.'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Statfapper

In online games, STATFAPPER is someone, who constantly and publicly faps (praises) over his usually high stats (game results). Those people are in fact not so good, they are usually seal clubbers or stat padders.

Today I saw statfapper in enemy team!

by StreamWriter March 7, 2015

ShatFace

1. Lol when your being an asshole your also being a shatface.
2. You're a Shatface.
3. You're a shatface urban dictionary.
4. I Don't Know What I Am Doing With My Life.

Sometimes people can be Shatfaces.

by Tylertops July 7, 2016

ShatFart

When you have expolsive diareha and its feels like you will fart but a whole nuke of shit and ass comes out of your body

Me: ugh i Shatfart yesterday infront of my crush
Friend: i can still smell it
Me: *Angry Emoji*

by Shatfarter27 February 16, 2022

Spaffage

From the verb to spaff, the act of abruptly discharging a viscous liquid upon something or someone.

Molly said to Milly 'Sorry about the spaffage, but my yoghurt exploded on your settee and made an awful mess'.

by Martian Daws November 5, 2005

spaffage

To spaff (or rain devastation down) on an area. Originates from the PC Game 'Battlefield 1942' where artilliary can lay down massive amounts of devastation on an area.

The Artilliary was laying spaffage down on the axis spawn point.

by Jingles July 17, 2004

[spatial] [dyslexia]

a condition often attributed to but not always caused by lack of sleep, in which the sufferer misplaces objects by substituting one item with another unconsciously, due to a short attention span and/or attempting too many tasks at once, resulting in confusion, consternation and at times deprivation until the item is found.

Throwing the full packet of cigarettes into the trash instead of the empty lighter you were intending to discard is a good example of spatial dyslexia.

by residenthedonist June 27, 2009