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Sausage Monster

Somebody that has had a serious motorcycle accident and so has had skin, limbs and scalp ripped away from them, so they resemble a sausage monster, this term was first used by Hunter S Thompson during the 1970's
Since the crash she has resembled a sausage with eyes, a sausage monster with only stumps where limbs had been, with burnt cumberland complexion and about as much hair as a fish
by Dr Jack Pays January 28, 2009
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holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.
"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"
by Uncle Whippity May 7, 2008
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Sausage Rocket

The midnight flight between McMurray and Toronto, which is almost always full of guys. Much like a sausage party.
Murray and Bruce quite enjoyed taking the ol' sausage rocket.
by sausage rocket express December 5, 2012
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Sausage in the chocolate factory means anal sex where the dick is the sausage and the ass is the chocolate factory.
Tom: So how was the sex?
Jimmy: It was good, me and Alice decided to try something new so I put my sausage in the chocolate factory.
by TheKillerOreo January 13, 2013
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Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise

When you Go to McDonald’s and order a sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “tight end” to a “wide receiver”.
This Morning, Bubbles went to McDonald’s, and was greeted by famous football coach Jerry Sandusky with his famous Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise.
by Bob statutory January 20, 2021
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sausage tea party spit roast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxIb29Ylj0&t=465s
This is a sausage teaparty spitroast
"Wow did you see that sausage tea party spit roast."
"Yea, it happens all the time."
by iSorrowProductions October 24, 2017
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Sausage Fest

When the number of males in an environment overwhelmingly exceeds the amount of females present.
This party is a total sausage fest! Let's call Sarah and have her bring some of her girlfriends over.
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