fuck me stupid, shoulda been running.

Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.

As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."

by rowafe August 25, 2009

shouldn't've

Compound contraction of "should not have". Also see wouldn't've and couldn't've.

You shouldn't've said that, now Grandma's really mad!

by Sunob September 6, 2007

shouldn't've

A double contraction.

Should Not Have.

Heh, I guess skippy really shouldn't've parked there.

by Misanthropic71 March 26, 2008

Shoulda had'an iced tea

Shoulda-S
Had'an-H
Iced-I
Tea-T

Maggie: your mother-in-law is coming to visit.

Keylin: Shoulda had'an iced tea

by Truedog February 22, 2011

Standing on the shoulders of giants

A famous quote said by Isaac Newton which means to use the intellectual capability or capacity that major thinkers (have) use (d).

If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.

by SirJohn021485 August 31, 2020

get your ass off your shoulders

This is usually referred to someone who is stuck up or arrogant.

"I wish Mike would get his ass off his shoulders and admit he was wrong for tea-baggin James while he was sleep!"

by cutiepye04 November 3, 2004

Chip on both shoulders

Person holding an extensive grudge. From chip on one's shoulder.

"Whatever you do, don't bring up the lawsuit. He has a chip on both shoulders about that. You'll never hear the end of it!"

by namowal March 2, 2009