Muppet shoulders

Swinging ones entire upper torso in order to look in a direction.

Pete had Muppet shoulders when his name was called from across the room.

by Waffle Supreme September 2, 2020

Alien shoulders

When one has a low enough body fat percentage and enough shoulder muscle that you can see the individual muscle fibers

“Look at Jack’s alien shoulders!! Jack has such a low body fat percentage we can see his muscle fibers”

by niks_1 September 20, 2023

the shoulders

a shrug; raised shoulders in response to someone

essentially meaning:
1. I don't know
2. I can't help you
3. You're fucked
4. I don't give a fuck about your problem

Me: Northwest Airlines totally screwed me by losing my luggage. After waiting for an hour, their customer service just gave me the shoulders instead of any assistance or freebies in apology.

Mike: She gave you the shoulders? Wow, she pretty much told you to go fuck yourself!

by sick66 January 7, 2011

sloppy shoulders

Sloppy shoulders, a person whom consistently attempts to avoid responsibility for their own actions or others they have authority over.

A person whom knows how to do a job properly, put cannot be bothered to do it probably, does half the job and does it badly.

Sloppy shoulders I’ve shown you how to do this correctly countless times

by Matthew1900 January 18, 2007

Bumped Shoulders

Bumped Shoulders

as I walked into a bar, I bumped shoulders with my husband.

by Description Finder May 30, 2018

Pulling weeds and tapping shoulders.

A term used in Call Of Duty to express how much you raped the other team. The outside world won't know this, so you may use it as a bragging tool in everyday situations.

1: Aww man. Just pulling weeds and tapping shoulders, all day every day. 120 kills and 29 deaths.
2: Kickass day at the beach. Just pulling weeds and tapping shoulders.

by J_syntax June 29, 2011

getting my shoulders loose

A euphemism for masturbation evoking the appearance of the masturbator as viewed while looking through a window, or seen from the waist up.

One would think by the amount of times I've been caught getting my shoulders loose I'd learn to close my blinds at home. NOPE, busted again........At least the neighbor girls had a good laugh

by keepitloose September 18, 2012