shitloaf

1) Someone who is being an idiot.

2) A really gross loaf of bread.

1) Dude, you're being such a shitloaf.

2) Mom always buys this nasty shitloaf!

by TexasColeSlawMassacre July 27, 2006

Shitload of Fuck Moment

A moment where something happens that seems so improbable, so unpredictable, so unfair, that it seems like life is just trying to bitch-slap you across the face, for no real reason.

Man A: "yeah so i was walking home today, and some crazy lady knees me in the balls, and tells me i better pay child support soon! Ive never even met her!"
Man B: "that sounds like a real Shitload of Fuck Moment."

by CosmicBig Mike October 20, 2010

shitlock

To interrupt a persons big occasion in a very rude manner.

I was taking a very big dump when Kanye shitlocked me.

by LackofJack April 25, 2015

shitlagged

A combination of suffering from jet lag while being shitfaced at the same time.

Mary was so shitlagged after getting off a fight from NY to LA after slamming six double bloodymarys on the flight that she couldn't find the baggage area and passed out in the men's restroom at LAX.

by shit for brians September 13, 2010

shiologist

People who study shiology

Kathleen is the best shiologist in the world.

by UrbanDictionary.co.kr November 8, 2019

Shitloading

(Verb) When a vending machine attendant or shelf stocker puts the product in backwards, upside-down, leaves the packages wrinkled, ignores "sell-by" dates, etc.; basically stocks the machine/shelf with no regard to presentation, functionality or salability.

I just double-checked Jughead's work.....He totally shitloaded the snack machine.

I'm writing Archie up for shitloading the beverage aisle.

by ChubbyMac June 22, 2020

Shitloid

A shitloid is a douchebag but from the next level. They say things that nobody says anymore, like sus, drip, yolo, and more crap only a shitloid would say. They are dirty and think everyone is their friend when in reality, they are just a tool and everyone wants to beat the shit out of them. They are a simp, but their ass will never get a girl. They are not funny when they think they are and they piss everyone off. To avoid a shitloid, stay 1 acre away from their dumbass. If they come towards you, throw the hardest object you have at them, throw mud at them, or you can push them into a body of water. The recommended body of water is a swamp.

Also, Fuck you Cedar.

Aiden: Bro Tim is so annoying.

Joseph: Yeah. What a shitloid.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 7, 2022