shitlock

An abnormally large dreadlock that forms on one's taint by a mixture/combination of sweat, fecal matter, extra long-unkempt taint hair and extended walking.
Because I forgot to trim the 'hedge-row' on my taint, as a pre-emptive strike, before leaving for the show... 3hrs into walking around the grounds of WOODSTOCK '94, I had developed the most debilitating shitlock on my taint. With every step, it would twist tighter and tighter, through friction between my inner thighs/lower ass-cheeks... It was dreadful!
by Jeffballz Guyser May 29, 2009
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shitlock

To interrupt a persons big occasion in a very rude manner.
I was taking a very big dump when Kanye shitlocked me.
by LackofJack April 25, 2015
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shitlock

A person that is a real fuckin idiot, just like dumber then a dumbass, not only that but annoying too.
Dude, don't be such a shitlock !
by wq May 15, 2008
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shitlock

(pl. shitlocks)
Really fugly Dreadlock-type thing that results from either not taking good care of your hair, or trying to grow dreads and failing miserably.
Larissa tried to grow dreads, but they just ended up being shitlocks.
by Chexi February 11, 2005
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Shitlocker

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.
Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"
by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020
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shitlocker

Sexual term with reference to the anus.
She let me stick it in her shitlocker.
by Hato Hammer April 18, 2006
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Shitlock

"Why are you walking like you shat yourself?"

"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
by RhythmJunky November 23, 2009
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