shitbagery

the act of being a shitbag while pretending to do work while telling other people they should do work

Monte your shitbagery is off the charts!

by sputnic35 November 6, 2017

Shitbag

Idk a random word I came up with

Mom: Did you do a massive shit?
Jimmy: No, I did a massive shitbag

by helloworldofsomewhat September 1, 2018

shitlag/shitlagging

sucking up excrement only for it to leave you bloated and come back multiple hours later

I'm in the prosses of shitlag/shitlagging

by BDJ Stellar October 1, 2023

Shitbag

1. A colostomy bag.
2. A container into which one defecates into.

1. Watch out for grandpa's shitbag when you go to hug him!
2. No I can't pull over.. Use a shitbag!

by FKR February 25, 2003

Stumbling shizbags

An expression of surprise and delight

Man: Stumbling shizbags! I've discovered the meaning of life!

by Japafrenspanglish April 8, 2006

shitballs

An overwhelming feeling above any others you may have previously experienced

Holy Shitballs!!!! I got free tickets to go see slayer live in concert!!!!!!!

by Thrash Is Back February 17, 2008

Shitbag

Used in the context of playing Fifa football game. The term given when a player chooses to pass the ball across the field of play to score a goal rather than take a shot at goal.

That goal Callum Moffat just scored was an absolute shitbag goal.

Your such a shit bag Callum for playing that shitbag goal

by enemynumber1 October 5, 2012