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ghetto spreader

A politician that runs their mouth and nothing but crap spews from it.
by Fbjailbird84 December 6, 2020
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A Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag is a device used in some S&M scenes. A pronged steel cock-ring is inserted into a bottom's mouth and fastened with a leather strap. He's blindfolded and handcuffed and his mouth is now ready for use. After being given 300mg of the boner-maker drug, Viagra, Boy may be forced to wear a cock-cage, leather ball-stretcher and puppy-dog tail
Once, I went to a leather bath-house with Matt, and somebody drugged me and I passed out! When I woke up, several dudes fucked me through the Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag they forced me to wear, and I heard Matt talking, he had fucked my mouth too because I recognized his dick-shape and cum-taste when he shot his load down my throat - I blew my wad through the cock-cage they had on me and they made me lick it up!
by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
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Super Spreader

A prostitute, gigolo, or overly promiscuous person during the Covid-19 pandemic.
Person 1: It appears that your mom may be a ho.
Person 2: That sucks... What has brought you to that conclusion?
Person 1: Because to everyone but you, she is known as the super spreader!
by CatPenis69 January 4, 2021
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shreader

Dude: Why is he taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude #2: He's a Shreader
Dude: What's that?
Dude #2: You know, someone who shits and reads, a shreader!
by Nick Fox January 6, 2009
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Ghetto Serenade

Melodic verses from songs, sometimes the hook, that are sung very sweetly, while the artist is talking about doing some nasty shit.
Invented by Notorious B.I.G.,
perfected by Nate Dogg,
made tasteless by the Ying Yang Twins
Ghetto Serenades...
Notorious B.I.G.- You must be used to me spendin
And all that sweet winin and dinin
Well I'm fuckin you tonight

Nate Dogg - I like them girls with the tight black skin, dark and fine
Thats the kind of girl I wanna play with tonight
I wanna do some nasty thangs,
wanna make her scream my name

Ying Yang Twins - Walk around the club with your thumb in your mouth, put my dick in, take your thumb out.... Ay bitch wait till you see my dick, Imma beat that pussy up. Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up.
by Lsdeeznuts November 8, 2008
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spreader

One who engages in the distribution of semen over their own face after reception of a facial.
Don't kiss Adrian's face, he's a spreader!
by Justinian the great January 2, 2009
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Serenade Mikey

A simple fan-made character for the show TMNT. His original creator is Akari, but mostly is drawn by others. This character is an opposite version of Mikey, known as Michelangelo as his full name. He is a cool, laid back friendly guy with a high attitude. His friends in the stories are known as Amy and Akari
The crowd of people gathered around the small turtle. ''That's Serenade Mikey!'' one person yelled. Akari and Amy hid their faces in embarrassment in an attempt to hide their presence as they didn't want to be seen with a mutant in front of everyone.
by Rainy Melai December 2, 2017
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