Heat-seeking moisture missile

An incredibly large, erect penis. Syn: dick, third leg, throbbing python of love,
Ant: prick

Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

heat seeking moisture missile

A name for the penis

John's heat seeking moisture missile was probing Sally's cooch.

by mafioso March 23, 2003

attention seeking

someone that it incredibly annoying and will do anything to be in the spotlight!!! commonly known from lauren mcgrath’s slang

Damn. She’s so attention seeking. That bitch will do anything for people to look at her...

by chompingbecky May 31, 2018

Silking

Mindlessly agreeing with someone of higher importance without demonstrating any independent thought. Basically a poor attempt try to suck up to your boss or follow the leader.

Boss: I'm amazing, aren't I?
Nick: Mhm, that's right.
Niall: Nick's silking again.

by Merjan October 18, 2017

seaking

A pokemon from the famous nintendo game series. Now a meme on 4chan where seaking busts through things and is applauded.

Anonymous posted: Fuck yeah seaking!!

by _anonymous June 24, 2007

Heat Seeking Moisture Missle

Slang word for Penis

My heat seeking moisture missle would love a run in with your kitty tonight.

by Tj Xanovaria October 11, 2004

selling dreams

When someone gives you what-if scenarios that could hypothetically come true, giving false hope and then you finding out that they sold you words (a "dream"), that could never be achieved.

EXAMPLE 1:

What happened to you Alyssa?

Oh, I'm so bummed out.

Why is that?

Josh was selling me dreams. He said he bought a house when I decided to move to "__" with him, but he still lives with his parents. What am I going to do?

EXAMPLE TWO:

Josh, I haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?

Dude, I found out Alyssa was selling me dreams.

Selling dreams?

She never loved me, all she said was stuff that she wanted to marry me, but it turns out she never loved me in the first place.

by problemeo February 25, 2019