by Moisture Missile Man February 20, 2007
A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.
When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.
by bookfraud April 1, 2015
by Chaoslight November 11, 2003
by mafioso March 23, 2003
by Tim And Chris February 17, 2003
by R Yung Hoodz April 4, 2005
Heat Sinking Moisture Missile is a more commonly used term to refer to a man's penis, when the penis is on track to soon penetrate a woman's vagina.
by Sylvan Said May 22, 2009