Blades shard

It’s a sub class of the drug called diz (Mdma) which is more good for the brain, heart stomach n liver. Same potency as the drug meth except it Is good for the cholesterol. It started to appear at blades crib Noosa Sunshine Coast back in 09. The lads from the sesh have only touched blades shard since. Tara’s diz career flopped.

Blade: Oi yo you want some blades shard

Bazza: fuck Ye cunt
Hazza: shards, like as in meth?
Blade na, na blades shard and shard are 2 completely differnt bags of drugs

by Blade sells good shard April 30, 2020

Knock A Shard Off

To take one of those really hard fast and sometimes (unfortunately) dry dumps. The only bonus to knocking a shard off is they leave the shute clean. One wipe and you are diddly done!

I sat down hoping to post a stump and ended up knocking a shard off.

Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.

by projectmatter July 14, 2009

pop a shard

The act of inserting a piece of crystal methamphetamine into a female's anus without her consent or knowledge.

"If you want your ole lady fuck like a porn star, Pop a shard in that ass"

by teenwolf11021981 July 15, 2016

take them up the shard

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)

Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"

by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017

Shards

Crystal meth. Disregard idiots who are new to the world of drug use who think this shit is ecstasy. It's methamphetamine.

My friend and I smoked a good point of my shards last night. He didn't sleep for days.

by That Guy With The Drug Problem May 6, 2013

shardule

A fan that is very true to his ever-struggling baseball teams

Look at all those Shardules in Boston. oh look, theres some in Cleveland too!

by Tsz Ho April 26, 2004

schards

noun – extreme, unthinking right-winger. Characterised by hectoring manner and blinkered belief in free market economics. Derives from right-wing desire to see society 'splintered'

Norman Tebbit is a total schards.

by The Rouge May 1, 2006