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seaman

The adventures of seaman...............in your mothers ass womb
by randomnessperson March 24, 2007
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Seelan

A wonderful man forever young at heart.
Usually extremely handsome and all the girls looooove him.... like sex on the first date love him.
Has a huge thing for cars. especially ferraris! and is a great athlete. my family and I were lucky enough to know a seelan who was amazing in every way. Still love him loads, hes forever in our hearts. loves cheese and is the class clown.
OMG!! THAT GUY IS SO HANDSOME AND FUNNY!!! hes SUCH a Seelan!!

athletic cute hot hillarious funny class clown family orientated cheese lover
by kdkdnm juice box 2 May 9, 2010
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shalang

damn, that chick is SHALANG.
by Mariah Benson January 9, 2008
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Shalang

a white man who is no longer in his prime looking for sex in Thailand because he can't score back home. Similar to a falang (Thai word for foreigner) however the shalang is a creature constantly concerned with his shlong and how much money he has left in his fanny pack. They have been known to congregate in large city centres around Thailand such as Pattaya and Udon Thani, often seen in brothel alleys and shopping malls. If seen do not approach, you are merely a reminder of their loser lives and they may be hostile; especially if they have married a Thai bride and are attempting to integrate. The shalang motto is: "Good guys go to Heaven, bad men go to Pattaya", this is often displayed on T-shirts and coffee mugs.
Look at the beer gut on that shalang, his fanny pack barely fits him.
by Teacher Lanny December 7, 2013
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salanche

I just took a salanche as long as my arm!
by brandon pejsa April 27, 2007
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Sealandball

(This definition is not about a word you can use in everyday use. A Sealandball is a character a user may adopt to be as, and is only that.)

A Sealandball is a countryball whose identity is the independent micronation of Sealand.

A Sealandball mustn't be confused with the countryball of Trinidad and Tobago, whose flags are similar, but are entirely different entities. Sealand's flag follows as Red, White, Black (left to right); Trinidad's follows Red, White, Black, White, Red.

A Sealandball wouldn't go into the classification of countryball, as it is a micronationball, or be differentiated to become a userball. But for the sake of simplification, it is a "countryball" - a political entity represented by a ball with two eyes.

To use, have, or be a Sealandball means you are well-versed enough in geopolitics to know about it, and for that, I applaud you.
"Which countryball will you represent?"
"I will represent Sealandball!"
"Oh, obscure!"
by NotBalticc November 30, 2022
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Seaman's Revenge

When the female has finished giving oral sex and has seaman in her mouth, then kisses the male with her tongue, exchanging the seamen.
Nice bit of Seaman's Revenge
by fjdoigjsio December 21, 2010
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