Scrolling

(verb) aimlessly scrolling a webpage(s).

usually happens when you are:
a. not paying attention
b. high

"Oh man, I was just scrolling so hard for like 20 minutes."

also can be used in other contexts:
example; if you catch yourself, or someone else, daydreaming
"You look like you`re scrolling pretty hard there."

by Scrollin` March 22, 2012

strollin' for colon

Looking for a piece of ass, if you're a 'Mo

"Hey Bruce, lets go strollin' for colon"

by Jebi Se June 28, 2007

Scolling

Extremely hot

The pot of water was scolling hot. Sally threw a pot of scolling hot water on Dick and his skin fell off.
Past tense - Sally scolled the fuck out of Dick ass.

by Kitty Black January 27, 2019

Scrolliosis

Is the debilitating disease afflicting many internet users. Symptoms include continually scrolling down a site , such as Facebook or 9gag, automatically and often without thought. Severe sufferers return to the top of the page, seemingly randomly, to repeat the cycle. As a result they will often see the same inane posts man times over leaving them irritable and lethargic.

Gareth: Seriously you should give Facebook a bro man. You've been scroll down your feed all morning.
Jake: I can't stop! I've got a serious case of scrolliosis.

by ishouldhavesomethingbettertodo April 21, 2015

Strolling

strolling: (verb) visiting places on the internet with the sole goal of becoming self-righteously furious. Portmanteau of "self-trolling"

I just wasted half an hour strolling around this ridiculous Andrew Bolt blog.

by @llosaurus September 26, 2012

strollin

going party hoppin; going from party to party

Me and my girls went strollin Friday night. We hit the Alpha party, the Q party, and some other ones.

by MStreet September 27, 2005

Scrolling Anticipation

The anticipation and excitement experienced by a user on a social networking site when scrolling through comments to find the newest one

I had a bad case of scrolling anticipation when scrolling through 5,954 comments on a picture to find out what Adam said to Sal.

by Brandon Gibson June 11, 2008