schloopie

When you first wake up in the morning and you take a piss your penis looks really sad.

Man, my penis looked really schloopie today when I woke up.

OR!

Man, my penis is a sad ol' schloopie!

by Estuardo November 28, 2005

Schloop

sucking up the frozen coke that comes out the top of the cap.

"The frozen coke came out the top of my cap, so i gave it a little schloop"

by Steve Carley December 30, 2008

schloppy

to be very drunk. to be so drunk that you slur your words frequently. physical coordination is severly impaired. to be obviously drunk.

Did you see that guy doing cartwheels naked on top of the frat house? He was schloppy as hell.

"I couldn't understand a word you said on the phone last night!"
"Sorry, I was really schloppy."

by William Jeffries March 17, 2008

schloopenpoopin

An adjective describing a bad experience.

"That movie was schloopenpoopin."

by xx7enderxx March 12, 2007

shloopy

to make a poopy;past tense shlooped

Yo Max be right back i gotta take a shloopy.
Yo J, i just shlooped on ur moms pillow.

by JGRO August 19, 2006

schmoopy

1)A term of endearment.

2)A pet name.

3)A type of poopy.

Also: Shmoopy

Origin: Ancient Celtic Garble "Skshmoopdy"

Is something wrong? Aww, come here shmoopy.

What a tiny turtle - I think I'll call it Shmoopy.

by Bum May 8, 2004

Schloop

The distinctive sound made at the point of entry during sex.

"A little kiss, a little drink and SCHLOOP in the pink"

by Nabuyaga March 18, 2009