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schlonking

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.
by George Pearson August 23, 2009
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High Schooling

vi. When adults, in adult situations, behave as if they were in high school - teasing, bullying, forming cliques, generally being immature.
Don't go to work at Bill's company, only two things go on over there - working and high schooling. If you do go to work there, you had better get in with the cool crowd ASAP, or you will end being pushed around and stepped on forever.
by Seb13 February 5, 2009
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schLonging

The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.
Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."
by fly_fisher November 30, 2011
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scooping

Being under the influence of ecstasy, MDMA, or Molly. Derived from the D.A.R.E. saying that doing such drugs is similar to "taking ice cream scoops out of your brain".
"Yo, why's Sally so stupid today?"

"Dude she was scooping hard last night!"

"Yeah I thought so. Seems like she took one scoop too many."
by 2brosZah_man October 24, 2011
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Schlonging

To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.
Man Andrew, I gave becca the worlds best schlonging yesterday.
by Anastasia Beverhausen September 30, 2005
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scooping

When a girl is facing away from a guy, and the guy sticks his hand down her pants from behind, making a scooping motion from her front to back.
Did you see that? Young was scooping that chick on the dance floor!
by Ramyun January 21, 2009
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Schlogging

From the German Schzloggszeinfargen, when a woman violently slobbers over the penis making an almost eriely familiar sound of a pig choking on it's own blood after it's throat has been slashed. Frequently seen in action in many erotic adult films. Schloggin is also acceptable.
Gawt damn fool! Bitch was SCHLOGGING my rod so hard I thought she was gonna puke all over my junk!
by Dr_Trac October 28, 2007
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